finna go get me a hot pickle

i shot an angel, kept it in my backyard hung it out to dry on the clothing line

[beesmygod]

how do you outwit your enemies

[parakeet]

im just going to come right out and say it. i miss when we were all obsessed with neko atsume. i do. it was a simpler time

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[idionymon]

Mouse pilot on the rodent airline: this is your captain squeaking

[femmeidiot]

I think about this a lot.

[daily-garfield]

09/07/78

[ruinedchildhood]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kaijuno]

[catchymemes]

[thebroodingprince-deactivated20]

Dawn dish soap ads pass that duckling around like a blunt

[whitepeopletwitter]

True freedom.

[funnelcloudd]

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

[juiceguy]

best part of the internet is the option to not engage. maybe i don’t want to have this convo. goodbye

[juiceguy]

[onlinebeast]

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

[onlinebeast]

Uh Oh

[plumslices]

[funnytwittertweets]

[fidelcostco]

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you