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There`s a sea mammal on a roll Evil swims in his soul. You’ll fear his flippers’ clutch Surprisingly smooth to the touch. Look out below - For your fluke-tailed foe -  He’s Dr. Blowhole.

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Starter call

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@spacebug-may

*Aggressive petting with fake tentacle.*

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“FOR THE LOVE OF— RED, WHY?!”

*Angry alien screeching noises*

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*More aggressive petting.*

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–      CREATE A DRAGON BASED ON YOUR MUSE !!

Create your muse as a dragon then tag however many   people   you’d    like   to   do   the   same! Remember to REPOST,  do NOT REBLOG

TAGGED BY STOLEN FROM: @resolutewill TAGGING: @revoluxinary, @moon-buggos, @spacebug-may, (and if you would like to do it... just pretend I tagged you too.)

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Starter call

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Dua gasped. "May I have a hug? I swear I feel like a fluffy blanket please-" Dua really needs to stop begging for things-

Red is giving out hugs ;; Accepting?

Instantly Red would let out a hiss. Bad enough to have someone ask who he doesn’t know that well… BUT SOMEONE THAT ISN’T IRKEN IS OVER THE L-…She does look soft though… it would help him be warm for sure. WAIT, NO, he could not even be considering it, THERE ARE LINES YOU JUST CANNOT CROSS.

❝NO❞

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     There was a cackling laughter that came from Red’s reaction to his co-leader being stuck in the vending machine. She knew about the Irkens aliens and their snack-obsession, it was ridiculous, really. So she figured- just for kicks- why NOT use their larger-than-usual vending machines for some real fun?

     “I’ve always known fleshy-type-species to be a bit on the SLOWER side, but I didn’t think it’d be THAT bad.”

Red would look around to hear where the laughter was coming from. He managed to spot Vexus rather soon, as her colors weren’t really that difficult to see in a room that was mainly colored red/pink, so obviously she was standing out… which means, she was either hidden beforehand, OR the tallest are just completely blind and didn’t notice her before.

❝Hmm… robotic, You must be a part from the cluster.❞

 Though Red never personally went to Cluster Prime, or really had proper contact with their leader before, but he had plenty of files about their planet, and of course… a lot of aliens were spreading rumors about Cluster Prime. Though not much of the information he had could be claimed to be entirely correct… he did know one thing though, their first encounter with someone from the cluster was NOT going well. 

The red tallest would fake a short laugh, as he rolled his eyes. ❝Very funny, now, do you MIND getting Purple out of the vending machine?❞ 

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Taking a small break from this blog.

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spacebug-may:

May, seemingly appearing out of no where, but in all reality was probably just hiding in the skirt base.

“Oh!! Oooh! Me!”

The rather short female gripped his skirt like a small ankle biting dog would do asking to be picked up.

“Let me hug you, you big Red bean pole!”

A smile appeared on the tallest's face, as he stared down at the small cyan irken. He almost instantly bent down so he could pick her up, pressing her on his chest with his arms around her, giving her a small hug like requested.

While she was in his embrace he would open his mouth. ❝Just don’t get used to this, I happened to be in a really good mood today.❞ his voice was rather soft, almost a whisper. Like he didn’t care if  May wouldn't hear him.

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Give me a hug right now immediately ~moon-buggers

Red is giving out hugs ;; Accepting?

Cue Red wrapping his arms around the small bugger, their mighty tallest has been freezing and decided to hug some Irkens to keep himself warm.

❝Only if you never speak of this, got it?❞

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"Why is your Monarchy totally based on who's taller anyways? What kinda aliens are you? Gems? God. It's as stupid as a Monarchy based on lions or something." ((CRACK))

Better question is why we’re listening to a talking toaster.  

❝HMMM, it is possible that the taller irkens have more abilities than the smaller ones. Our appearances to the smaller ones are even different, we are possibly just built for better survival, and are more capable of fighting an enemy species alone when needed. You obviously would wanna have a ‘leader’ that is capable of handling themselves.❞

❝Ooor, it’s because being tall is totally awesome and Irkens should know their lives are meaningless if they are short. You only matter if you’re tall, the end.❞

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[askchubbyzim] HELLO MY TALLEST!! I HAVE FOUND YOU!!!!! (Hi! ^w^))

New phone, who dis?

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❝Since the Brains didn’t seem to see how brilliant my prank on them was, I have decided to try a different kind of prank. The walls/ground are now bouncy, Irkens can now run up against the walls without feeling any pain, instead they will, well, bounce.❞

❝What does this mean? Well, I turned Irk into a bouncy castle! Have fun being the only one that cannot do anything with this new change. Why? I did the math, you are too heavy to be bounced up, and the fact that you are lacking legs... might has something to do with it too. Watch as almost everyone on Irk has a great time instead of doing their job, while you rust in your little dark room.❞

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Red is apparently  — giving out hugs

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🎉- Hide an air horn behind their door ;; accepting

If only he knew, if only he knew what was about to happen… but he didn’t, HE DIDN’T KNOW A THING. Soon, he would get the biggest heart attack of his life. Everything was so calm… so nice, NOTHING could’ve ruined this day… UNTIL, until that horrid moment he touched the door knob.

At first it went just swell, he’d turn the knob which would allow him to open the door… ya know, the usual.. or, well, not really the usual; normally these doors opened by themselves… but Red assumed there was an error occuring, so opening it himself wasn’t much of an issue, right?

WRONG, as soon as the door was opened his antennae almost blew up from a terribly loud noise, the tallest got so startled, it was like his nonexisting soul ascended from his body. ❝OH CONTROL BRAINS, WHY!?❞

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🌟 - Dua had gotten every donut in the Massive, and had hung them from the cieling with fishing wire.

⭐️- Send in another prank not listed ;; accepting

Poor, poor, unexpecting tall buggo, Red had been too busy to get any donuts from their snack stash, and so he had yet to realize the unusual thing that was going on here.. but he soon would understand completely.

Just as he was about to finish his last report of the day, he felt something drop on top of his head. This made him move his right arm towards his forehead, so he could wipe off whatever it was onto his fingers, and then he moved his hand into view. ❝…glazi-?❞ and just like that, something dropped down on his head again, MOST LIKELY some more glazing, which resulted in him being immediately cut off.

He finally decided to look up, and what did he see? Oh, nothing special or anything, just thousands of donuts hanging up on the ceiling like some kind of new decoration. ❝WHAT on Irk???❞ Red wasn’t sure if he should be angered by this silly prank… or impressed by the determination of whoever did this. You gotta hand it to them… that must have taken awhile to do, and had to have been very troublesome.. or he would perhaps question if the person who did it had nothing better to do in their life… because again, this must have taken awhile, and they must have had a lot of free time.. maybe too much free time?