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[narcissisticfanger-blog]

"I’m French, but this is a German word you ought to know: schadenfreude. Andit’s  not precisely ranked high on the comedic scale, you know.”

[txrrxs]

“I don’t know what that is. Nor I case to be honest.”

[arcanewarriors-archive-deactiva]

Ask me about my OCs ► Character Flaws!

[ghoulardii-archive-blog]

biotic:

Toss some numbers in my inbox and the character I should answer them for.

1. What is one thing others might find intolerable about them? 2. Do they have any annoying quirks? If so, what are they? 3. Name one or more of their bad habits. 4. Any addictions? (Food, sex, drugs/alcohol, shopping, power/control, etc.) 5. What is one thing they do that can negatively affect their relationship with friends? 6. Their romantic relationships? 7. What is the biggest mistake they’ve ever made? 8. What mistake(s) do they continue to make/have not learned from? 9. Name some of their major physical shortcomings. 10. Some of their emotional shortcomings? 11. What are their intellectual shortcomings? 12. At least one thing that they tend to overreact to. 13. In what ways might they be overly negative and/or pessimistic? 14. Is there anything they are too optimistic about? 15. How might they be ignorant or prejudiced? 16. Do they have any behaviors and/or beliefs that cannot be adequately justified? 17. When would they be too judgmental of someone or something? 18. Are they ever a pushover about something? If so, how? 19. Is there anything they refuse to budge on? What are they stubborn about? 20. What is a self-inflicted misery of theirs? (i.e. something they perpetuate themselves)

[a-ravenclaw-nerd-deactivated201]

[txrrxs]

♆ Theweaselette

send my muse kisses you want to give them

♆ for a kiss where there is a pulse.

He can’t quite help the small moan erupting from his throat as her warm lips are pressed against his neck, right on his pulse point, and she’s working wonder on him. Shivers run through his body, tickling at the tip of his toes and threatening to numb him, because it feels so damn g o o d…

[pleasedontallison]

i want threads with build up. i want shippy threads, but i don’t like forced ships. so i want to start from the beginning, so our muses have to grow to like, hate, or love each other. i want them to fight. i want them to go nights without talking. i want them to go days where they can’t get enough of the other and others where they hardly want to be around each other. i want relationship development. i want threads with build up. i want to rp real things. that means nothing has to be perfect.

[sidestuiff]

Send my muse kisses you want to give them!

[txrrxs]

✚ for a kiss on a wound.

♕ for a kiss of swearing fealty.

✿ for a sweet kiss on the cheek.

♠ for a kiss that leaves a mark on the skin.

♆ for a kiss where there is a pulse.

ϡ for a kiss that lets you know I love you.

ღ for a kiss filled with passion and need.

† for a kiss to say good bye forever.

✄ for hateful kiss — gonna make you feel the scorn okay?!

☂ for a kiss in the rain.

[narcissisticfanger-blog]

"And who is the one not appreciating the penis reference? That should say exactly who has the worst sense of  humor here.”

[txrrxs]

“Penis jokes are never funny. You know what’s funny? Ladies falling off the stairs. That’s funny.”

[narcissisticfanger-blog]

"And so, who has the worst sense of humor now?”

[txrrxs]

“Still you. Give up now.”

[theweaselette-deactivated201609]

A step close was all it took for hands to steady herself on his ribcage. Arching herself on her toes and eyes tracing the curve of his lips before a flash of mischief flickered in her smirk.

          “Okay, then.”

Fingers twitched at his sides in an effort to make the bastard smile.  

[txrrxs]

He doubled over, fighting a smile that was twitching at his lips until he finally gave up and let out a snicker. He was highly sensitive and could not fight against tickles. “Okay. You win. Stop now.”

[narcissisticfanger-blog]

"You wanna see hard?  I can show you hard.”

[txrrxs]

“That’s a penis reference. I don’t appreciate it.”

[theweaselette-deactivated201609]

"Is that a challenge I hear?" 

[txrrxs]

“You know it.”

[theweaselette-deactivated201609]

"Lighten up; it was hilarious." 

[txrrxs]

“No. And you can’t make me.”

[narcissisticfanger-blog]

" Really? I don’t see why it isn’t—"

[txrrxs]

“You’re trying too hard mate. And you are not funny.”

[txrrxs]

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

“Sex, essentially. Also alcohol.”

[txrrxs]

“ — That’s not funny.”