[bob-belcher]

[bingomann]

dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*

[malscare]

jolene

jolene

jolene

jolene

[axocco]

i may be a dumbass but ya know what!!!! i don’t give a shit!!!!! i’m livin that booboo the fool lifestyle!!! i be out here saying all sorts of stupid shit and having a good time ‘cause i already know i’m dumb as fuck so i might as well roll with it!!!

[peachesmendes-deactivated201903]

“don’t double text”

i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[ifeelalavenderhaze]

Me realizing that I have no presence on this hellsite: that’s so sad Alexa play The Outside.

[davepetasprites]

someone: how do you feel?

me: thanks for asking I Have No Idea

[51don]

yo 2018 slow the fuck down man

[sufferjpg]

what words used to be in my vocabulary before ahfjfkdkd, mood, and valid

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

he;s so sad

[tinas-belcher]

everyone: damn, it sucks that summer is ending

me: 

[bourbonbarbells-deactivated2019]

I absolutely do not have my ducks in a row. In fact, I don’t even know where they are but if you see them please be kind they have anxiety

[shitpostpriest]

you are what you yeet

[slimmetra-deactivated20250917]

any temperature above 70F is homophobic

[hayguala]

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

[harryrainbows]

my follow count is currently at the year harry styles was born i feel blessed by god himself

[redvelvetbabie]

can u believe harry styles is 822 years old