texts from my (best) friends

TEXTING MY FRANDS GIVES ME SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. And so I’ve decided to share the absolute stupidest things my friends and I say to each other when we’re apart. More often than not, the idiot in the conversation is me. Enjoy! 

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Sonic the Hedgehog is a movie for some reason?

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Best friends til we die. Boundaries are nonexistent.

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I told Valerie I had a sex dream about one of our closest friends. It's haunting me.

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I gave up sugar for Lent

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I'm going back to school.

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Betrayed by our greatest love: food

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Caleb really loves pizza.

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Best friends just understand.  Everything, no matter how stupid, makes sense. 

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We went to Costco yesterday and Val got a 2 pound slab of cheddar cheese merely because she was craving it. 

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Texting Brian usually leads to him alluding he sucks dick.  Apparently if he does, he’s a pro. 

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Jasmine and I had one thing on our minds last Thanksgiving.

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Zach wanted to know how to up his game to woo women from Tinder. 

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Caleb wanted to go to all the places on the list of “Best Tacos in Seattle” while I had a cold.

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My friends and I text each other about random things at random times. This is just a place where I would like to immortalize our conversations because sometimes rereading them gives me a good laugh and I’m hoping they do the same for someone else. 

Like the description says, the one who sounds like a complete lunatic is probably me.