Incorrect Ghostbusters Quotes

These sure aren’t canon

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Egon: Frosty is merely a bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.

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Peter: Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

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Ray: Do you think time loops exist?

Peter: This is the 32nd loop you’ve asked me that.

Ray: Really!?

Peter: No. Now stop talking time and start the coffee pot

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Ray: Are you… gatekeeping Frankenstein right now??

Egon: Correction. I’m girlboss-ing

Peter who just walked in: Why is Louis strapped to the table?

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Janine: The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79

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Egon: You can feel the history coming from the walls in here.

Ray: Yeah, isn't that wonderful?

Winston: Not when the history fights back!

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Peter: Hey there demons, it's me, ya boy.

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Police Officer: Shut up, Ghosts aren’t real.

Peter: Then it looks like this person was born without footprints. Which is impossible, by the way

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Egon: Must be nice not having someone question your every move, poking holes in all your theories.

Winston: You literally said that aglets were government trackers the other day.

Egon: And?

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Winston: Why would a ghost want to haunt a children’s hospital?

Peter: Ask that to whoever designed these floors to look like a blood trail.

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Egon: Peter, This is a classic case of demon fetus harvest.

Peter: … Of course! My favourite old classic!

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Elon: Well, you know me. If you tell me the US government is covering something up, I'll tell you it must be Tuesday.

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Egon: What's wrong?

Elon: Either a green unicorn just raced across the lab, or I accidentally took some LSD.

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Winston:(referring to experimenting on a drugged FBI agent) Egon, I do not think this is a very good idea.

Egon: Don't be such a grinch. I told you - science should be fun!

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Peter: You know, until this year, I'd never been to a mental hospital.

Ray: Learn to like new things!

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Egon: Is that it?

Ray: You say that as if we're not carrying enough technology that can bend space and time.

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Peter: Can you hand me that?

Egon: You’re going to have to be more specific.

Peter: That!

Egon: You’ve emphasized you can speak congratulations, but since you haven’t pointed to anything and I’m not psychic I have no idea what your talking about.

-Winston walks by and hands Peter a screwdriver that was on the table with the label “that” on it-