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horseavoider-deactivated2025020

I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

iztarshi

Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetary alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.

You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.

That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?

You really want a human.

molinaesque

“Across the multiverse, I’ve seen thousands of Evelyns. If you can imagine it, somewhere out there it exists.”

- Everything Everywhere All At Once (Dan Kwan & Daniel Scheinert, 2022)

goldenageofwireless

i think my mental illness would b cured if i could eat music

linusbenjamin

Zoë Kravitz as Selina Kyle/Catwoman in The Batman (2022)

dir. Matt Reeves

triplemoonascension

maria-aegyptiaca

I actually reached enlightenment but it didnt help LOL

allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d

sometimes i come home and wash my hands and see myself in the mirror and go ah, i can really see how i might be loveable. then i wash some dishes or something