[asian]

Uncle Biden is ready to throw hands

[saintcornbread-deactivated20180]

Uncle Biden can throw his hands around my neck

[alldb-z-gt-blog]

[dbz]

GPOY

[ray-tesla-deactivated20160617]

Visit Original Link

[skychill123]

5/4 Jaden Smith attend VH1’s “Dear Mama”

[turninglemonsleftbecauseofbots]

Ask me how me and my momma made $110 at the Beyonce concert last night 😂💅🏾💵

[turninglemonsleftbecauseofbots]

so me and my momma are inside the stadium but there’s another loooong line to get to the section where we are seated. So we patiently wait in line and when we are close to the front, this black man comes up out of no where and whispers to me, “Aye what would it cost for you to pretend like me and my family are with you so we can skip this line.” He then proceeds to take out a wad of money and flip through it. I immediately start plottin lmao I’m like

So I tell him to signal his wife and daughter to come over. As soon as they walk up I’m like, “HEEEEEEEEYYYY GIRL, I’m SOOOO glad y'all made it.” then I start making fake ass convo while I finesse them into the space in front of me. The man is looking like

Then his rich ass hands me a crisp $100 bill!!

So THEN during the concert it starts raining (Of-fucking-course) and me and my momma pull out our plastic ponchos. This guy behind us taps my momma on the shoulder and says, “Do you by chance have an extra poncho I can give to my daughter?” My momma is a REAL one, mkay? My momma says, “For a price…how much do you really wanna keep your princess dry?” In my head, I’m high fivin my momma like

keep in mind these plastic ponchos are like $1 lmao and he paid $10.

& that is how we made $110 at the Beyoncé concert lmao

[4lilsaint-deactivated20160820]

Lol y'all real as fuck

[6god]

[melbex3]

🌸

[stvnnababy]

*looks innocent but my playlist hood rich as fuck*

[fxckyeahravensymone]

[of-talk]

[aquariushawty]

“hey frank! where is the album?”

[lilmissmoesha]

YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM

[theunmarkedjournal]

Gah Damn!! Y u do this?? Now I gotta figure out what show this is.

[myhighnesss]

Dude I think it was the beginning of a Disney channel commercial. Idk I’m trippin

[theunmarkedjournal]

Naaaw. I can’t help but to think that it was a show. This memory too vivid smh

[black-love-unity]

I think it was on HBO kids when. Like it was the little intro before they played the special…?

[theunmarkedjournal]

It’s Amby and Dexter. Not sure which station it was on, but we all remember it somehow black-love-unity

[kingpinnn]

How Tyrese just hopped on the city bus singing?????

[graphikh]

[ikonicgif]

[blvckpvlvce1]

Fashion & Other at Blvck Pvlvce

[screenbandit-deactivated2016100]

“I hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy” [x]

[jas0nwaterfalls-deactivated2015]

This verse is perfect.

[aroyalmind]

It really is

[blackencouragement-blog]

Chance did it right with this verse, Action Bronson did it right with this song

[celebrityho]

#BIWMDATMC

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

she let her know!

[onlyblackgirl]

Moms when they bring you around they friends

[captainhavoc]

[hellodaarius-deactivated2019070]

This kills me every time 💀💀💀💀