Kaisha

She/Her, Trekkie, Games Player, enjoyer of Salt and Soup. Catgirl.

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[Inhaling a rather large amount of R-22 Refrigerant]

Homeowner: whAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Me: (heroically) My job! Protecting the Ozo-(dies of asphyxiation)

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Fun Fact #27A2C36F

The word "basil" comes from the letter "b" which is short for "basil"

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Good night/morning/evening/afternoon/day to all the:

Cisgenders, transgenders, nonbinaries, agenders, those unsure, and all in between.

To the bisexuals, heterosexuals, homosexuals, pansexuals, asexuals, those unsure, and all in between.

If I forgot you, I am very tired and sorry.

All y'all are valid, never forget that, and never let anyone else forget or change that.

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Microtransactions only still exist because y'all keep buying them. Quit blaming studios for your lack of self-control.

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Some of y'all sound like a cult sometimes and that's concerning. Personally, I worship the S A L T so that I will not be consU M E D  L I K E  T H E  U N B E L I E V E R S  W H E N  I T  A R R I V E S

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[Chases after you with a saxophone while playing the best sax solo you ever heard]

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Just found out that Spaghetti Westerns are in fact NOT Westerns where everything is made of Spaghetti and various other pastas. A huge missed opportunity, if you ask me.

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YT channel whose content is 99.9867% Tumblr/Reddit/Twitter posts with text-to-speech and Nintendo music: *gets demonitized*That same channel: This is bullshit! We should be paid for content that's not ours!!

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I have been struggling with the desire to sit in a circle of corn, and I fear that I am being slowly infected by the Ohio Instinct.

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Older generations gripe about ours having "participation trohpies" yet

:-Neither myself or anyone I know has gotten one.

-Those who have gotten one likely only took it to avoid hurting the giver's feelings (I don't speak for everyone on that, though).

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We need a social media site where you can just be as weird and/or stupid as you like and employers can't legally judge you for it, but if they do and you prove you inherit the company and all its assets.

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Finally

The cis are gone!

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Basketball and American football but merged into one sport

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United States places that don't exist:

-Nevada

-North and South Dakota

-Ohio

-Texas

-Vermont

-Washington (State and DC)

-Kansas

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Shit I forgot Alaska

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United States places that don't exist:

-Nevada

-North and South Dakota

-Ohio

-Texas

-Vermont

-Washington (State and DC)

-Kansas

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Foxes when they cover their little noses when sleeping

Reblog if you agree

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At the beginning my funeral they should do highlights of my life followed by a recording of Majel Barrett saying “and now the conclusion” like a two-part Star Trek episode.