[deafmic]

I miss when the big boat was stuck

[mermen]

add another clove of garlic im not driving

[r0zeclawz]

water is so so tasty and tastier than any of your foolish monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by big water now

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[volach-deactivated20230326]

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

[sophie531896273240810891]

[fslut]

One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

[bigleoenergy]

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

[fslut]

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

[candiikismet]

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

[beyoncessweat]

EAR YOUR HEART OUT JOJO SIWA

[noiji-abxy]

Important information from @little-parade

[fslut]

WHAT

[trans-der-vampire]

okay but this is not only a bop but also so much more kid friendly than I expected?? the animation is clean and cute, the song is dope with no double entendres or anything, the dancing looks fun without any sexualised moves. Like, this is made for kids, but with EFFORT and KIDS IN MIND. I love this. Also, penguin boys who support their sister and show kids that gender roles are bullshit

[grooviestbaby]

me: :(

animal crossing:

* * .🍐 * . 🐟 * . *

🐻. * 🌼. * . .🦋

* 🍎* . 🐶🐱🐮🐭 *. *. . *. .

* . * ☀️ * 💗 🍑. *. 🐞 🍀* 🎶.

. 🌈* 🦝 . * . 🔮

me: :)

[coraled]

when ur a phuckingn babey

[nihonio]

a little creacher

[teenscoolest]

[imperatoralicia]

Please enjoy my decorative Halloween offering for this year!

[reconcicle]

there are five frogs staring at me right now

[adambloghart]

but only one can be america’s next top model

[adamsmasher]

[neo-soulless]

Yall just makin shit up now

[militarywifefucker69]

my grandma had an altima for 13 years

[neo-soulless]

I got somethin to tell you :/

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

[malalaweacom]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Good tweet is good.

[nzssa-deactivated20190420]

[vieratheartist]

I think the amount of people in the notes who can’t figure out how to find their own heartbeats is way more concerning.

[mountaindulcimer-deactivated201]

Apple spider

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Vinegar

[xaviersboner]

Boots with the fur