✧ — ░ I SAW GALAXIES IN YOUR E Y E S

tyler lee hoechlin, twenty six, actor. ❝ — The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. ❞

[tylrhoe]

ayetp:

that’s a punishable offense, bro. i do say so ! that’s because there’s really no point in putting boxers on. there never is. crazy in what way, though ?

punishable, huh ? uh huh, you’re the boss. no, you’re just lazy. normal people put pants on, especially when they’re with company. in every way !

[tylrhoe]

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[tylrhoe]

ctrlbenzo:

good, you better, tyler. damn right you wouldn’t ! if you ever do, i’ll bring you back to life & smack you for leaving me ass-less in this world. yes, really ! you know, add some razzle dazzle to it. have some glitter being thrown or something.

well, we'll see what happens ! god, that sounds pretty brutal. i had no idea that my ass was so important to you ! i'm not really sure announcing a possible suicide mission requires glitter or razzle dazzle.

[tylrhoe]

💌 — ❝ hoechlin.

taylor: sorry if i made you uncomfy!

taylor: everyone's said black so far

tyler: no it's ok :)

tyler: well then that must be the right option

tyler: unless you're uncertain about the black?

[tylrhoe]

pcrriie:

nah, i’m sure your liver will just about survive ! one night shouldn’t have done too much damage, if it has then… well, fuck, that must’ve been a heavy night ! ugh, yes ! you look great in a suit. i’m guessing you look best in a black one because of your dark complexion, rock it. nooo ! just wear ‘em, go out in a suit, i bet you’d feel sharp as fuck & feel like you have life under control. oh my god, yes same. girls who look great in suits automatically become my girl crush’s. so bloody hot ! i love the masculine / feminine vibe ! 

yeah, exactly. i mean i may not be sensible with my alcohol intake but i'm completely out of control ! oh, thank you very much ! i mean to be honest i've only ever worn dark suits, black, grey or a dark blue. i don't think i'd ever dare try a white suit, i don't think i could pull that off. yeah, sometimes i feel like i should do that but then i'm worried people might think i've got something to prove. i'm so glad you agree ! i do too, i don't what it is about it. like a sharp ponytail and a well-fitted suit is like one of my favourite looks on a woman ! i kind of wish it was more popular.

[tylrhoe]

ayetp:

no you haven’t don’t lie to me like that ? it’s the perfect way to put it ! it’s not like you’ve never seen me naked, dude, we lived together.

i'm not lying, i'm just bending the truth, bro ! if ya say so dude. don't remind me, like 98% of the time you would just walk around naked. it drove me crazy.

[tylrhoe]

living off mashed potato and gravy since our oven is still broken, crying forever. 

[tylrhoe]

ctrlbenzo:

listen, if your liver ever dies then i’m going to be disappointed because then that’ll mean i won’t be graced with pictures of your ass on set or whatever anymore. you need to add a bit more … pizzazz to it, tyler. that’s what went wrong.

i promise i'll go a little easier on my liver, i wouldn't want to take those lovely ass pictures away from you ! pizzazz ? really ?! okay, i'll work on my pizzazz. whatever that means.

[tylrhoe]

💌 — ❝ hoechlin.

taylor: it's just lingerie i wasn't like, sending you nudes or anything

taylor: i just wanna know which color you like

tyler: oh yeah, i know. it was just a little... unexpected. that's all. sorry for being weird

tyler: oh i don't really know

tyler: white or black i guess?? you know bc they're classic colors. can't really go wrong with white or black or white and black

[tylrhoe]

pcrriie:

it would be ! you really have to look after ye’ liver, otherwise it might not ever forgive you for ruining it for one night. good for you ! oh my god, yes ?! especially on blokes though, when you’re in proper sharp suits. it literally looks incredible. 

i know it would be stupid to completely destroy it or to give myself alcohol poisoning but i'm sure i can't do that much damage in just one night, can i ?! yeah, i do love wearing a suit i must admit. although the only time i ever get to wear them are at red carpet events or fundraisers. but you know what i really love ?! when women pull off a suit. like it is so unexpected because you're always expecting to see them in a dress but when they pull out the suit it's like damn, that's hot !

[prettymysticfalls]

[tylrhoe]

prettymysticfalls:

The only pick up line I’ve ever used was not when going up to a girl but actually just meeting people on vacation overseas. You wait until you hear someone speaking English, and then you walk up to them and say, ‘I’m so sorry, are you guys speaking English? Thank God, I’m traveling, I don’t know anybody, I just had to say ‘Hi’. And then usually they’re like, ‘Oh, let’s have a beer!’

[tylrhoe]

hi hi so i might have slept like all day from over-exhaustion oops !! i’m honestly so sorry for the lack of activity the last few days/week. university is kicking my arse to the curb plus the washing machine and oven in my uni house broke all in the space of one week so i’ve had that to deal with !! not to mention that i've been ill with the worst cold known to man !! ugh, just life you guys. life hates me right now.

[tylrhoe]

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[tylrhoe]

considering i once put some sausages in a toaster...... i’ve COME A LONG WAY U GUYS!!

[tylrhoe]

I JUST MADE SOME BOMB ASS PANCAKES WITH WHITE CHOCOLATE IN THE MIDDLE ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 HOW JEALOUS ARE U RIGHT NOW?? 😏

[tylrhoe]

ayetp:

so now i have all my time freed up to annoy the fuck out of you. who said that, though ? because i wanna know who is lying to you. i also have my sparkling personality. fuck you, my nudes are everywhere to prove you wrong.

great. i’ve been sworn to secrecy so i couldn’t possibly tell you. sparkling? sure, that’s one way to put it. well, i haven’t seen them. i respect you too much for that. i think i might be the only person in the world who hasn’t seen them at this point.

[tylrhoe]

crtlthirlwall:

And did ye ‘ave t’ time of ye life? Was that gala thing? Or just a normal Tuesday? It’s lovely t’ meet ye too, oh? I ‘ope that ye can understand me, not many people can at first.

It was pretty good, yeah. I wouldn’t say it was the best night of my life but I had a decent time. It was the night before the gala, I then went to the gala and got very drunk again. Yeah, it is quite thick but I can just make out what you’re saying.

[tylrhoe]

tvylcrs:

 — ♡ ❝ WELL, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? do you need like, some ice cream?

yeah, i’m good. i’m fine. are you offering to buy me ice cream?