typenull.exe

Accepting user input.. Awaiting further command..

[typenullexe]

Might move these two/three over to @bagelsbasement

If you’re curious as to what this blog’s story might have ben, check them out over there.

[typenullexe]

"Executing..."

[typenullexe]

Wonder what they’re talking about, I don’t speak binary.

[typenullexe]

“Searching registry.. 1 record(s) found. Manual entry, user “Vee” is designated with assigning tag “good_boi.”

“You bet they is!”

[typenullexe]

Beep! Beep!

[uwuloo]

Commission for @askthetraveller / @typenullexe!!

[typenullexe]

BEEP BEEP!~

[typenullexe]

“This unit determines the platform that you currently occupy to be lacking the physical hardware and data for basic automotive functions. Additional motor and system upgrades required for individual autonomy and motion functionality.

Do you require assistance in locating a more suitable platform for your software and programming to inhabit?”

[typenullexe]

“Whoops, uh. Just gonna, put that back there..”

[typenullexe]

Information Available: Processing new information may result in a audio glitch. Outdated memory files may be replaced or updated to reflect new information. Larger rewrites may result in unintentional audial feedback, in the form of small beeps, or chirps.

This error was planned to be fixed in a previous update, but diagnosis determined no functionality disruption, and user testing showed that the unit sounded ‘cute’ when occurring, and was not repaired.

[typenullexe]

Information available: New file recovered from backup memory storage. Metadata notes this document was created on.. 

Error: The current time space’s date system is not compatible with available metadata.

[typenullexe]

“Searching ‘waterproof’ parameters. Cross referencing with material data. No danger to this unit detected. Effects of oceanic substance against body, minimal.

Information available: This unit’s outer shell is reinforced with a fibre not known to this localized time space. Any potential damage to unit capabilities as a result of irregularities in oceanic substance repairable via ultranium system purge.“

[typenullexe]

“We lack the parameters required to ‘judge’ one’s unique attraction to certain material.“

“GOOD!“

[typenullexe]

“Crap, I gotta go take a piss. You’ll be fine on ya’ own for a whee bit, mmk?”

“Acknowledging, switching to solo operating parameters. Please advise when waste disposal activities are complete.“

“You don’t have to keep phrasing it like that, boltbrain! Whatev’s goin’ offline, brb.”

‘X’ has gone offline...

[typenullexe]

fix ultranium system

ultranium

ultranium sourec

ultranium source

google map

google map power plant

life span human

do a barrel roll

“OK, THAT’S ENOUGH! I’M CHANGING MY PASSWORD!“

[daily--piplup]

@typenullexe

[typenullexe]

“5000 IQ genius over here, exploded their own organs! What, don’t you have any spares or something! Sheesh, what are ya’ good for then!?“

[typenullexe]

“Fecking BS radio reception.”

[typenullexe]

“Don’t talk to me or my robo-pupper ever again!”