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@typical-railgun-enjoyer
If I had a nickel for every time Bryce Papenbrook played a 3d-animated animal-based character named after a color whose defining character trait is always being unapologetically optimistic in spite of his objectively really tragic circumstances who I headcanon as secretly harboring suicidal impulses and who I generally feel has not been given the narrative focus he deserves
(inhale) I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
After reading the book, we all can agree that Cecilia is an awful person and honestly how can anyone like her?
That’s why it struck me that it seems like Flug genuinely liked her. Emptiness and intense pain is what he felt after she left. Okay so what about it?
My claim is that if Flug liked her, she must have some redeeming qualities. The book told us only one part of the story. There myst be something about her that made Flug fell for her. He isn’t naive. Moreover, he blames Goldheart for everything. So there must be something about Cecilia that makes Flug believe she’s not totally guilty.
I think that the book’s role was to paint her in a very negative light, so we all treat het like the main antagonist and then later in the season we will get her real backstory.
On the topic of the book painting her in an overly negative way- like, comically out of touch- I was just thinking earlier that it might have been ghostwritten. Not that uncommon for a book like this to be written by someone else and meant to pretend it's by the subject, especially given Heed's... aversion to the kind of extensive effort required to write and publish a book. And in that vein, it doesn't seem remotely improbable that the person chosen to do the ghostwriting had some (probably justified) resentment against her and decided to use the opportunity to make her look as bad as possible, knowing she couldn't refute it without revealing that she didn't write the book in the first place. Just a funny little idea that doesn't really work for the larger narrative but I found it amusing. But then I thought: What if her BROTHER did the ghostwriting?
Heed: "What the HELL? This makes me sound like a total ass!"
Brother (I don't know his name): "Oh no, what a shame."
Heed: "Jackass! You KNOW this isn't true! 'I had to take the subway once when I was a teen-' I've crawled through MUD PITS in AFRICA for WEEKS on end! I've had entire LIQUEFIED HUMAN BEINGS splattered on me! The subway is gross, but I'm not some- some-!"
Brother: "True, but if you tell anyone that, you'll have to explain that you were in villain school."
Heed: "I- that- you-" (noticing for the first time) "You said I KILLED the GRINCH?!?!"
My headcanon: Miss Heed fights in kickboxing style, or at very least she knows how to box.
Quite obviously, she uses her metahuman powers to sway her opponents to her side using the drug formula she obtained from dr. Flugslys. However! She does have a need to get close enough to blow the vapour their way without getting hurt or blacking out in one move or less.
So in short, she needs to hold her own in a fight too!
In all the photos she posted on her instagram account (the ones she posts during her fights) it's evident that she's leaving the fights largely unscathed, which means she must have another form of defense aside from the vapour cloud.
Neither does she use any weapons in her fights, which means she's throwing hands most likely.
(I know that in theory, she could just edit them, but for now please just entertain me(PLEASE)).
In all the scenes where she fights, she's the one most likely to throw a punch and in one pic she kicks the villain away which made me think of kickboxing.
Here, she's training her punches, which could make sense if her main thing is boxing, she even has custom pink gloves for it, which makes me think she gives the punching bag a lot of her time, at least enough to warrant buying them imo.
My most important argument, which sourced this little headcanon, is this picture right here:
Boxing gloves? Not really suits such a feminine, pick me girl. A better choice would have been her pink lasso which she uses, but instead of that she gives a figurine for little girls boxing gloves? In my mind, it would mean she's more recognized by her gloves than her lasso.
Now, my weakest argument, though something i want to add nonetheless is how she poses after she won a fight.
She uses her legs to keep them under her boot. The way her legs are posed in the winning pictures reminds me yet again of kickboxing.
...now, about my headcanon.
Yes, i do recognize the evidence gathered in the post is frankly quite weak and can be countered by many arguments such as:
- She knows she's on camera, so she poses in cliche poses she can post on her socials.
- her gloves are custom made because she's vain and needs to have everything made in aesthetically pleasing way. Additionionally, she could have bought the gloves just for the picture.
- her lasso is less of a fighting weapon and more of an after-fight device that can restrain the villains so they can't get away.
- punching bags are a common way to train, most gyms have them and training on them doesn't automatically make someone a boxer.
- the toy figurine also has a shield and a sword, which she has never been seen using, which makes the whole argument null.
And probably many more! Delusional as that may be i find my headcanon possible imo
Yes, all very good. But also- she was a supervillain-in-training for a while, and since Villainous is a universe which intrinsically follows traditional superhero archetypes, we have to think about what archetype she fell into. Since she didn't get her powers until after she left the Black Hat Institute, and even then they were far from obviously combat-related, clearly she wasn't a brute-force type of villain; and it doesn't seem like she's much of a mad-genius-inventor type, either. That leaves, in my mind, only one archetype- an assassin. the fact that her MO clearly involves using deceit, charm, and feminine wiles to manipulate her targets seems to suggest that she's the type to try and take people out without fighting them directly, but i wouldn't be surprised if she was also trained in some kind of advanced martial art exclusively taught by the BHI (which also makes for some fun opportunities where other martial artists like Humiko can get an inkling that there's more beneath the surface by recognizing her style).
on a tangentially related note, I also like to tack on some pretty fantastic marksmanship skills and a private adoration for handguns just to add a little flavor and because I love the idea of her being a sniper with Flug as her spotter during their school days.
Name For Miss Heed's Daddy And What He Is
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I ♡ YOU DAD
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"My daddy was the best of all. He was the host of the world-famous show Giant Saturday Night Live with James D. Kelly JR. Everyone loved him."
(Note: "Noche de sábado Gigante en Vivo" is a play on titles combining famous television programs like Sábado Gigante and Saturday Night Live).
I thought he was going to be the head of some giant corporation but nope he's a celebrity type. Man, even more reason she's a nepo baby.
Um. Is that just a spanish-to-english translation thing or is this actually written in the past tense. Because if it is that has some. very interesting implications.
Former I think former.
aw, dang. I was hoping I could keep my existing headcanons and just switch which parent got murdered. Oh well, new backstory it is.
Well, this seems as good a time as any to introduce you all to my various AU Heeds, featuring dialogue from Metalocalypse which is a thing I've never watched.
There was going to be a third "panel" where Canon says "My dad's fuckin' awesome" with the others reacting to it but I didn't feel like drawing them again so you'll just have to imagine Pre-Book taking a swig of her Vodka, Agent Kelly looking away shamefully and/or unconsciously putting her hand on her gun, PowerCouple pulling out a silenced 1911 handgun with the intent to kill Canon, and Heartbreaker using a weird tentacle-arm thing to keep her from doing that.
Also in retrospect I could've made it clearer that in the first panel my hand's supposed to be in my pocket and not behind my back. But oh well. This is why we practice drawing.
Name For Miss Heed's Daddy And What He Is
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I ♡ YOU DAD
Main Text
"My daddy was the best of all. He was the host of the world-famous show Giant Saturday Night Live with James D. Kelly JR. Everyone loved him."
(Note: "Noche de sábado Gigante en Vivo" is a play on titles combining famous television programs like Sábado Gigante and Saturday Night Live).
I thought he was going to be the head of some giant corporation but nope he's a celebrity type. Man, even more reason she's a nepo baby.
Um. Is that just a spanish-to-english translation thing or is this actually written in the past tense. Because if it is that has some. very interesting implications.
Yeah, These Two Couldn't Be More Inseparable
Rescind my distant father headcanons fast because this girl was always the apple of her father's eye and he pandered to her which really helped shaped her into what she is.
Yeah, so much for like half my headcanons. But now that we know he's not the cold-hearted corporate menace we thought he was, there's a few ways to take his character and I for one think it would be great if he really is just this lovable goofball who is completely oblivious to all the corrupt unethical nonsense going on in the hero world even though both his wife and daughter are about as heavily embedded in it as a person can be. Just like:
Heed: (poking her head through a doorway) "Heyyy, daddy!"
Mr Kelly: (looking up from a book) "Well hi there, sweetheart, what can i do ya for?"
Heed: "Soooo... by any chance did anyone mention to you anything about a shadowy cabal of superpowered elites strongarming the worlds governments into enriching them at the expense of ordinary people and also an enormous corporate-governmental apparatus dedicated to creating and financially exploiting superheroes? Recently?"
Mr Kelly: "Huh?"
Heed: "Nothing don't worry about it love you byyyye!"
Like she and her mom have a sort of agreement not to get him involved. Then again of course I can't read spanish so maybe there's something in the book that makes that impossible. I hope not though because I've already become enamored with this version of him.
Alright, let's do this properly this time. @typical-railgun-enjoyer @tinyazalea101
Did you know...?
in archie sonic #250 (confusingly, labelled as sonic & megaman - worlds collide part 9 rather than part 2 since the official archie sonic modern era comics end at issue #247), aka during the first sonic-mega man crossover, there is a panel where robot master Flash Man traps Silver the Hedgehog in a pocket of frozen time and proceeds to leer creepily at his fluffiness, making Silver visibly uncomfortable. This is a reference to how Flash Man is a disgusting freak who should be shunned from society for the protection of everyone who isn't bald.
wow what a cool and funny sonic fact! i think whoever brought this to your attention should get a medal and six and a half million dollars. or something. as an unbiased observer.
Did you know?
in archie sonic #250, aka during the first sonic-mega man crossover, there is a panel where robot master Flash Man traps Silver the Hedgehog in a pocket of frozen time and proceeds to leer creepily at his fluffiness, making Silver visibly uncomfortable. This is a reference to how Flash Man is a disgusting freak who should be shunned from society for the protection of everyone who isn't bald.
Did you know...?
That did not happen in issue 250
Ok what, that is NOT archie sonic #250, i have no idea what that is, the panel I was referring to was this:
not intended with any hostility towards the blogrunner, i just cannot abide people thinking i was wrong. Also, i am genuinely bewildered by your ability to conjure into existence a version of archie sonic which does not acknowledge the reboot.
hello! the link you provided came back with an error 404. would you mind providing a working link to the comic? the link that i provided is from issue 250 of archie comic online (a fancomic, i think. oops!), from my understanding-- as far as i could find on the internet.
welp, seems someone beat me to the punch. But if you're still interested, i use a site called Read Comic Online (creative, i know) which you should be able to find fairly easily even if this link doesn't work. from there archie sonic is found under "Sonic the Hedgehog (1993)" and as a neat bonus you can fairly easily get from there to all of archie comics' publications, including sonic universe, the mega man comics, and all the various spinoffs (except sonic select and sonic archives, but i'm like 98% sure those are just collections of previous issues so it's fine).
Did you know?
in archie sonic #250, aka during the first sonic-mega man crossover, there is a panel where robot master Flash Man traps Silver the Hedgehog in a pocket of frozen time and proceeds to leer creepily at his fluffiness, making Silver visibly uncomfortable. This is a reference to how Flash Man is a disgusting freak who should be shunned from society for the protection of everyone who isn't bald.
Did you know...?
That did not happen in issue 250
Ok what, that is NOT archie sonic #250, i have no idea what that is, the panel I was referring to was this:
not intended with any hostility towards the blogrunner, i just cannot abide people thinking i was wrong. Also, i am genuinely bewildered by your ability to conjure into existence a version of archie sonic which does not acknowledge the reboot.
IMO the most Heedcore music there is are those slowed + reverb remixes of 2000s-2010s pop hits.
Like something ostensibly plastic and upbeat, glorifying the vapid and fast-moving celebrity life, but heavily tinged with a sense of vague sadness and regret. I can totally imagine Heed lying alone in bed, crashing from her daily cocaine high and staring blankly at the dark ceiling with Blinding Lights or something in her headphones, battling the crushing feeling of emptiness that lies below the surface of her life.
the experience of reading archie sonic #160
what if we decided that '06 Blaze became one with the sun when she absorbed Iblis (the power of Solaris). what then.
The Concept Of The Pink Rooms Would Be Fun For Heed But PTSD To Her Victims
Gosh, she would try to claim it as her domain or something. While any former victim of hers would dread to fall into them.
I wanted to make fun of the idea of the Pink Room being apart of her Dungeon, ref to the elevator scene- but holy crap, I think they already referenced a backroom-esq level in Heed's manor
Ooh, thanks. It's already eyerasing she as a dungeon but a pink room yeah it's now headcanon she has a room of horrors because she's that rich.
it contains the primordial source of the color pink, from which all pink in the universe is derived. it is an incomprehensible, mind-bending eldritch substance which defies all understanding and boils the eyes of any who dare look into it for too long.
She uses it to dye her hair.
It's always the doomed straight couple...
Happy birthday to everyone's favorite problematic superheroine!
can't believe i almost forgot
I don't like paperheart that much but i do think they like each other. Or at least flug likes miss heed.
In the comics, miss heed's curse(??idk what else to call it.) breaks when the person who's been cursed thinks about someone they truly love. Dr Mauser thinks about Curie and Penumbra thinks about sunblast.
flug's curse gets broken multiple times. i think maybe it's because he loves miss heed or at least cares about her?? Maybe he was thinking about planes.
It was really shittay of miss heed to take advantage of him,,but i dont think she knows that he actually likes her either. My personal theory/headcanon is that she thinks the people who "love" her only likes her for her looks, and she assumes Flug does the same. So that's why she thought it was ok to manipulate him or whatever.
i hope we get more development for her that shows she's not truly that evil, i really wouldnt like it if any character other than blackhat is is 100% evil...it just removes what makes him so unique as a character.
YOU.
you understand me.
How dare u leave allat in the tags 🤨 these are such good ideas someone needs to make a fanfic of this
uh.
(please bother me about this all the time so i'm actually motivated to do it)
