must be the season of the witch

this was meant to be a studyblr

[mckaycassie]

You’re in love with her, and she’s in love with you,

and it’s like a goddamn tragedy,

because you look at her and see the stars,

and she looks at you and sees the sun.

And you both think the other is just looking at the ground.

(insp.)

[ohyka]

Inspired by @introverted-author's post, Dana braiding Cassie's hair ;)

[mckaycassie]

The Pitt Parallels Cassie McKay || 1x05 Dana Evans || 1x15

[mckaycassie]

You’re in love with her, and she’s in love with you,

and it’s like a goddamn tragedy,

because you look at her and see the stars,

and she looks at you and sees the sun.

And you both think the other is just looking at the ground.

(insp.)

[typographicerror]

it’s always so funny when ICONIC tv shows have literally ~100 fic on ao3 and ff.net.

take the cult classic sex and the city as an example: what do you mean there’s no “samantha and charlotte angry smut”? where’s the “carrie and miranda share one bed au”? why no one wrote “they are each other soulmates and have soulmarks to prove it au”? WHATS GOING ONN?

[typographicerror]

3rd knives out movie but it’s just philomena cunk doing an interview w/ benoit blanc

[typographicerror]

still waiting for them to announce philomena cunk as a cast member 🙏🙏🙏

[typographicerror]

honey mommy can’t come to you right now she’s thinking about amy sedaris’ hair lamp again

[demoncity]

Twin Peaks: Pilot (1990) dir. David Lynch

[oh-for-heavens-sake]

[typographicerror]

i need a real o’neals rewrite where everything is the same but eileen, pat and clive are in a poly relationship

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[typographicerror]

is kendall roy dead is karrie pregnant blah blah blah who cares

we need to ask ourselves the real question: which one of the succession characters would be a linkedIn influencer?

[typographicerror]

was there ever a “tom & jerry” joke about tom and gerri in succession?

[akfamilyhome]

Twitter really said "you've read 300 posts time to go touch grass"

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the Salem storyline in Sabrina the teenage witch is so so good bc like the wizard supreme court or whatever is like 'this man is the most dangerous war criminal in history. he has tried to commit genocide and become a dictator in many different dimensions. we can't give him the death penalty bc he used dark ancient magic to make himself immortal so we've trapped him in the body of a feline for eternal torture. it is the Spellman's duty to hold him prisoner for us'. and then the Spellman's are just like kitty,,,...........we're gonna get him a special pillow to sit on and buy him funny little outfits and cuddle with him while we sleep. he's the glue holding this family together we love him so much

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[typographicerror]

3rd knives out movie but it’s just philomena cunk doing an interview w/ benoit blanc

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.