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I tried to p i c t u r e m e without y o u but i can’t.
of course kol prefers absinthe.
" You can join me or you can die. You're choice mate. "
" This wasn't part of the plan. You were suppose to follow orders, be the distraction. But instead you embark on a damn vigilante mission. And you cost me everything. "
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Caroline couldn’t stop herself from laughing, “What I really desire? You think I desire you?” Oh who was she kidding of course she does, but she couldn’t let him know that.
Klaus slowly moved closer to Caroline, his eyes locked on her like a lion locks on it's prey. "Of course love. You deny it, because it terrifies you, shakes you to your very core, doesn't it?" Klaus reached out, resting on the soft skin of her cheek with the back of his hand. "The fact that what you desire is so dark, so different from everything you've known. You are haunted by it. It wakes you in the middle of the night, equally filled with terror and anticipation."
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a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"
"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"
"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."
"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."
"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
"I’m sorry, have we met before?"
"I don’t know you, but thanks."
"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"
"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."
"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"
"It’s none of your business. We just met."
"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."
"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"
"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"
"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."
"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."
"You know, most people watch porn at home."
"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."
"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"
"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."
"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
"We lost the playoffs."
"The girls team beat the boys!"
"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."
"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."
"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."
"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"
"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."
"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."
"Being a freshman sucks."
"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."
"She/he told me they were a junior!"
"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"
"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"
"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"
"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."
"I definitely failed that test."
"I got an A on my essay!"
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."
"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."
"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."
"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."
"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
"Shut up. Just shut up!"
"I don’t need to listen to this."
"You’re lying."
"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."
"I can’t look at you."
"Don’t fucking touch me."
"If you say one more word, I swear…"
"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."
"What’s wrong with you?"
"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."
"You must be crazy."
"I’m not backing down.”
"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."
"What’s your issue?”
"You make me so angry.”
"This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."
"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"
"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want."
"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."
"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."
"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."
"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."
"Please, don’t leave me."
"I need you more than you will ever know."
"I love you more than I could ever express in words."
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"
"I brought vodka and ice cream."
"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."
"I can’t believe you went without me!"
"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"
"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"
"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."
"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
"How to make a monster: First you must take something innocent, then feed it hate, ridicule and betrayal. All that is left is a soul poisoned by the world."
-via iitisveryoverrated (via bialyanqueen)
"Why are you naked?"
"This obscene idea to constrict yourself in cotton and elasticwhile you sleep that men have now is inane.Now is there a reason you are here, little witch?"
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"Are you breaking up with me?" "Are you having nightmares again?" "Anything you want to say?" "Apparently, I need to grow a mustache." "Balloons? Really?" "Be quiet!" "But what if we get caught?" "Can you not?" "Care to tell me what’s going on?" "Come find me." "Did you even love me?" "Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?" "Don’t look at me like that." "Don’t touch me." "Do you love him/her?" "Do you love me?" "Everyone leaves." "Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice." "Fine, I’ll go." "Finally!" "Fight me for it." "Fuck it." "Get away from me." "Gotcha!" "How high are you?" "How did you get here?" "I bought a goat." "If what we had was real, how could you be fine?" "I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid." "I hate you." "I’ll bet you a dollar." "I said that I’m in love with you." "I think I’m pregnant." "I’m going to kill you." "I’m not eating that." "Is that a chicken?" "It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good." "Jokes on me, huh?" "Just friends?" "Just let me go." "Just tell me the truth!" "Kiss me." "Kicking someone is not a form of romance." "Let me explain." "Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture." "Maybe you should go." "Maybe fuck you will be our always." "May need you to bail me out of jail." "Miss you." "No. The answer is no." "Not drunk enough for this." "Never, ever doing that again." "Okay, I know this looks bad…" "Please don’t." "Please stop talking." "Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus." "Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach." "Quiet! Someone’s going to hear." "Quit being annoying." "Really, where were you?" "Right. Of course it’s my fault." "Silly of me to think you actually cared." "Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple." "So… How’s the weather?" "Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog." "There’s something wrong with you." "This definitely isn’t what it looks like." "Us? There is no us." "Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry." "Unfortunately, she/he said no." "Very cute." "We can’t do this." "Was it just a lie?" "Wait, what did you just say?" "Wait! Hold on!" "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?" "What the hell?" "Why are you naked?" "Why is there silly string everywhere?" "Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?" "Without you, I’m lost." "X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?" "You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore." "You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…" "Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation." "Zelda is more important right now."
wickedfatality:
Her irritation grew as he spoke, her eyes flashing with anger. Sure, it’s not like she could really do any damage to the original hybrid ass who stood before her — but boy did she want to.
”Oh, such a lovely kingdom you have. But do you really get to enjoy it for all it’s worth? Insult me all you like but you know we’re made up of the same stuff, Klaus. You ran from your own father for a thousand years. Sure you crushed your own enemies here and there but what sort of demons really lie under the surface of those beautiful blue eyes? Extreme paranoia, for one.”
She glared at him, once again narrowing her eyes. “Fine, don’t give me the shoe back. It’s not like I have a shortage of designer heels anyway.” she said, walking away, the limp due to the lack of heel on one foot evident — but she took it with stride. “You know what, Prince Charming? Just take this one too.” she blurted out angrily, bending down and taking off the other shoe and throwing it at him with full force.
Klaus could see the anger growing in her eyes, it only heightened his amusement to see the brunette in irritation. But as the words spilled out of her cupid's bow mouth his amusement quickly turned into anger to match her own. The fluid displeasure was due in most to the fact that she was more or less correct. While in their human lives, they were vastly different, in their immortal lives they both drown themselves in secrecy, corruption, and above all, a thirst for power. " You wasted away as you ran, I grew in my power, creating empires. Little doppleganger tell me, did you quiver in your cold bed when you thought of me? For five hundred years I was inside you head, haunting your thoughts. Face the facts, sweetheart, I created you. Without me, you would be poor, pathetic Katerina, a shame to her family in everyway possible."
Klaus listened to the uneven clack as she unevenly stormed away from him. He heard the heel fly through the air, more prepared for this one then the last. He easily caught the shoe in his hand, his palm wrapped around the cool leather of the stiletto. In less then a second he moved from the spot he stood. In the time it took to blink he was in front of Katherine. His face portrayed the last strand of self control he was holding on to. He wasn't going to let Katherine undo discipline he kept so close. His hand grabbed her chin, held tight in his grasp. "Don't forget Katerina, just because I have not killed you yet, doesn't mean that I won't do so on a passing fancy." Another blink, and his body pinned Katerina's against the white plaster wall. The bottom half of his body held hers, the space between them nonexistent. His hand still holding her chin, her tilted her face up. His dark eyes holding on to hers with domination. "You would do well to remember so before you launch another shoe at me." Klaus released her chin, instead placing one hand behind her head. His hand weaved through the dark curls, still forcing her eyes to lock on his own. The other hand rested on her cheek. His touch was light on her pale skin, but in a second he could tighten his hold and snap her neck.
wickedfatality Klaus' breath was visable in the night air, but the cold did not affect him. His muscles were tensed, meeting with witches were not generally an affair that he enjoyed. Unless of course there was something to gain. What he disliked even more was not having the upper hand. He ran his life with secrets and deceit but when the shoe was on the other hand, he wasn't as joyed. As the witches stepped out of the darkness of the New Orleans night he stood still, waiting for the next move. But as the crowd of witches parted, his eyes laid on something he did not expect. K a t h e r i n e "Katerina." He whispered under his breath, knowing the doppleganger could hear his every word. "I would say it is a pleasure to see you but we both know that not to be true." Chaos and deception followed the brunette much as it followed him. "Pray tell darling, what unfortunate event has led you here." Before waiting to an answer, he turned his attention to the witches around him. "You are barking up the wrong tree, if you think that a liquor fueled one night stand with the hellion who ran from the mere thought of me for five hundred years is the way to strike a deal with yours truly." His eyes traveled over each witch, malice and threat seeping from his very pores. "I would like nothing more than to see her on her death bed."
Like for a starter from Klaus. Mutuals only;