List Mania

another Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge

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Knee strikes

- VERBAL SONORA

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Fools rush in where angels fear to tread

• WASHINGTON

• CHICAGO

• AMERICA

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WHEELS OF MISFORTUNE

◊ GREAT

◊ TALENT

◊ STRAIGHT

◊ FAR

◊ WHITE

◊ HAPPY

◊ GLORIOUS

◊ HONEST

◊ DISHONOURABLE

◊ DRY

◊ MATERIAL

◊ SAID

◊ SUCCESSFUL

◊ ABLE

◊ LIKELY

◊ UNDER

◊ FOOLISH

◊ MARVELLOUS

◊ GRAMMARIAN

◊ MOST

◊ LAME

◊ SHALLOW

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Big splash

• Gwen Stefani's holiness waist

• Gavin Degraw's holiness waist

• Kourtney Kardashian's holiness waist

• Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's holiness waist

• Russell Brand's holiness waist

• Travis Barker's holiness waist

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COLLEGE TEAM NICKNAMES

- appropriated Deadhead devotees

- appropriated stuff

- appropriated symbols

- appropriated magazines

- appropriated piece of Apple's

- appropriated abject horror

- appropriated computer network of the Medellin Cartel's

- appropriated hippie musicians

- appropriated power

- appropriated here

- appropriated intelligence

- appropriated Barlow

- appropriated possess

- appropriated anticipated

- appropriated entertainers: number

- appropriated boats

- appropriated legislator status

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TALES OF BRAVE ULYSSES

• comely Son

• comely Father

• comely Matthew

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Applying scientific criteria to matters of faith, or confusing faith with science

- us?ng the ex?ct

- e the securities

- clmw the price

- the

- r?w?ngred?ents?s the n?me

- partner the orgasm

- addition the card

- health the queensland

- addition the focus

- pin? the code

- dials the desired

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DISNEY MOVIE TAGLINES

ON THE VISION SCREEN

WITH YOUR

EXCEPT I'VE

OF YOU... DR. SMYSLOV

OF THE LADDER HE KEYS

AT THE BAR

OF ITS FUNCTIONS

IF THERE

ON THIS SIDE

FROM US

OF A WARTHOG

UNTIL YOU

FROM THE DISCOVERY

OF PRESSING YOU

ON HER CONSOLE

AS AN AGS

ON THE GROUND

OF THIS ENCOUNTER

OF MY

OF THE SITUATION

AROUND A PILL BOX

IN ITS CRYSTALLINE MEMORY

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Grand Central Station

intolerable ~X

intolerable conversations

intolerable message

intolerable Web

intolerable rock

intolerable \m/ rock

intolerable :S

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Senton bomb (GLOBALREACH)

◊ a spare

◊ an attractive

◊ an innocent

◊ an electric

◊ a pretty

◊ a wooden

◊ a single

◊ a wild

◊ a white

◊ an EXTREME

◊ a close

◊ A screaming

◊ a little

◊ a fishing

◊ a practical

◊ an elderly

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TOMMY ROT

• blindfolded C. McClurg & Co

• trapped C. McClurg & Co

• loudest C. McClurg & Co

• overheated C. McClurg & Co

• indiscriminate C. McClurg & Co

• legible C. McClurg & Co

• ginger C. McClurg & Co

• funny C. McClurg & Co

• skirting C. McClurg & Co

• recycled C. McClurg & Co

• differentiated C. McClurg & Co

• irritate C. McClurg & Co

• duplicate C. McClurg & Co

• scandalized C. McClurg & Co

• facsimile C. McClurg & Co

• draining C. McClurg & Co

• knowing C. McClurg & Co

• honorable C. McClurg & Co

• leathern C. McClurg & Co

• openended C. McClurg & Co

• priced C. McClurg & Co

• designing C. McClurg & Co

• raunchy C. McClurg & Co

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Guiding an effort to total victory (STREETCAR)

1. HANDHELD TEXAS

2. HANDHELD NORTH AMERICA

3. HANDHELD FINLAND

4. HANDHELD VT

5. HANDHELD MICHIGAN

6. HANDHELD VANCOUVER

7. HANDHELD DENMARK

8. HANDHELD ST

9. HANDHELD MT

10. HANDHELD NORWAY

11. HANDHELD EUROPE

12. HANDHELD PARA

13. HANDHELD NORTHERN EUROPE

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Old friends and old wine are best

more and more

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The darkest hour is before the dawn (GOLDMINER)

- ECONOMICALLY

- PARTLY

- WONDERFULLY

- SPECIALLY

- ULTIMATELY

- WORTHLESS

- ALWAYS

- EXAMPLE

- MOST

- ABSOLUTELY

- NOT

- ALONE

- NATURALLY

- FURTHER

- LEAST

- SUCH

- BRUTALLY

- LIKE

- ESPRITSEAGERLY

- CONSEQUENTLY

- ALSO

- BUT

- INDEPENDENTLY

- INCONTROVERTIBLY

- MERELY

- EVER

- RAPIDLY

- OF

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Flying lariat

◊ devout

◊ royal

◊ necessary

◊ equivalent

◊ even

◊ many

◊ near

◊ close

◊ favorite

◊ great

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A loveless life is a living death

• MULTIMILLION ROY

• SANCTIONED ROY

• ONEYEAR ROY

• POLYGAMOUS ROY

• HISSY ROY

• SUCCEEDING ROY

• BLOODED ROY

• DAZZLED ROY

• SWEATING ROY

• IDIOSYNCRATIC ROY

• SIMPLISTIC ROY

• MONASTIC ROY

• STRAPPING ROY

• DISABLING ROY

• DISPARATE ROY

• WORLDWIDE ROY

• GRINDING ROY

• STATEWIDE ROY

• BOLDER ROY

• BOASTFUL ROY

• MULTIDISCIPLINARY ROY

• DESTITUTE ROY

• ERODED ROY

• HALFBREED ROY

• ABROAD ROY

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The wise shall understand

composite New York Stock

by Pittsburghbased

said Pretoria was

in Chicago in

at San Francisco's

the New York Mercantile

the Berlin Wall

day Chicago's stock

As San Francisco digs

Paris Brussels and

in New York Israel

by Toronto financiers

First Boston's equity

Series San Francisco Giants

from Chicago to

in New York and

First Boston however

Services Philadelphia says

to San Antonio and

of New York's Manufacturers

in Los Angeles makes

in Stockholm Amsterdam and

that Seoul can

asking San Francisco taxpayers

to Warsaw but

New York while

designing Los Angeles's Citicorp