Carpe Diem @tyrannyoftherose - Tumblr Blog

me, lonely as shit: i'm lonely as shit

anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-

me, exhausted suddenly: no

This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails.

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give?

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU.

gunkiss

Mermaid I puked colors onto for the last day of Mermay. Enjoy :P

myfatfuckingface

This is amazing

willow

mioxenoblade

I want sensationalist headlines painting baby boomers as these confusing beings like they do to millennials.

“Why are baby boomers buying so many diamonds?” “More than one house? The baby boomer obsession.” “Baby Boomers: why do they find pleasure from swimming in their money?” “‘When I was a kid I chased fireflies down by the creek!’ - why the beginning of this famous diatribe is irrelevant, ignorant and as worthless as baby boomer values.”

horridzale

“Why are boomers terrified of kids on smartphones? A closer look into the older generation’s irrational fear of embracing new technology, even though they lived through half a century of rapid innovation.”

monticellomarshmallow

“Baby boomer goes to the doctor and doesn’t have to chose between getting well and eating that week, more at 10”

“Earl, 55, taken seriously at work. How DOES he do it?”

“Constant complaints: a look at Baby Boomers’ relationship with the service industry”

averagefairy

thick thigh struggle is when you can’t ever get too attached to a pair of jeans even if they’re you’re favorite the constant friction of your thighs rubbing together are going to make holes in the crotch and destroy them. say goodbye pal.