Cody: Don't worry, Nick. I'm gonna be totally professional with Kenny, I got this.
[in the locker room]
Kenny: So-
Cody: Oh my god can you shut the fuck up you shouldn't even be here.
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Cody: Don't worry, Nick. I'm gonna be totally professional with Kenny, I got this.
[in the locker room]
Kenny: So-
Cody: Oh my god can you shut the fuck up you shouldn't even be here.
Kyle: Do you ever feel like you are being watched?
Adam: All the time. When you look this good you have to get used to it.
Taiji: Would you fuck your clone?
Pieter: Yes!
Brandi: ...No.
Fale: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex, and I'm not gay.
Tama: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
Kenny: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone. That's gross and weird.
Leo: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing it THAT strong.
Cody: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
Marty: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than ME?
Hangman: I'd do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be too embarrassed to ask anyone else to do.
Tanga: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
Nick: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal!
Matt: It's not the same as that. It'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
Chase: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is EVIL?!
Yujiro: I'd probably get it on with a bunch of clones at once. That's how pro-clone fucking I am.
Taiji: ...
Taiji: You guys are weird and frankly I'm a little concerned.
Kenny: Where's Kota?
Matt: Don't worry about Kota.
Kenny: Oh I'm sorry, have you met me?
Kenny: Kota and I don't have pet names for each other.
Matt: I see. Kenny, what do bees make?
Kenny: Honey?
Kota, from the next room: Yes dear?
Kenny: ...
Matt: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Marty: Why do I have to be the bad guy?
Cody: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Marty: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Marty: But when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
Kenny: Matthew...[sobs]...I'm gay.
Matt: Yes, Kenny, I know. That's how you end every phone call.
Dean: Where's my fucking knife?
Roman: Dean, there are kids around. Could you say it nicer?
Dean: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking knife?
Kota: In my trunk, I have a bottle of bourbon, some illegal fireworks and a shovel. Are you in?
Kenny: That sounds like a terrible idea.
Kenny: But yes.
Zack:*watching the news* Some idiot tried fighting a squid at the aquarium.
Marty, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.
Sanada: Why are your shoes soaking wet?
Hiromu: There was a puddle.
Sanada: Why did you step in it?
Hiromu: It was a puddle!
Mark: Kyle, what's your biggest fear?
Kyle: Being forgotten.
Mark: Damn, that's deep. Mine's the kool-aid man but now I feel kinda stupid about it now.
Kota: Hey Matt, can I ride you?
Matt:*chokes* Excuse me?
Kota: I asked if I could ride you. I've ridden Nick before, it's fun!
Matt: Wait WHAT?!
Kota: Yeah, he let me climb onto his back and ride him around the house.
Matt: ...You mean a piggyback ride?
Kota: Oh, that's what it's called?
Matt: YES THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED-
Trent: Tyler if you were to ever go to jail what would it be for?
Tyler: Probably tax evasion.
Trent: How about you Pete?
Pete: Murder.
Trent:
Tyler:
Pete: I mean... jaywalking.
Undisputed Era: You're not coming with us?
Hunter: Boys I'm not really your dad.
Hunter: [Hands them all a lunchbox]
Hunter: Here are your sandwiches, I'll pick you up at five.
SHJKSHJK
Kota: The food’s too hot, I can’t eat it.
Kenny: You’re too hot and I still eat you.
Matt:
Nick:
Cody, slamming his knife and fork down: ONE DINNER! I JUST WANTED ONE DINNER.