ｃａｒｏｌｉｎａ❣️

“Just because we are wearing lipstick, doesn’t mean we can’t kick your ass!”💋💥

[quotes-wrestling]

Cody: Don't worry, Nick. I'm gonna be totally professional with Kenny, I got this.

[in the locker room]

Kenny: So-

Cody: Oh my god can you shut the fuck up you shouldn't even be here.

[quotes-wrestling]

Kyle: Do you ever feel like you are being watched?

Adam: All the time. When you look this good you have to get used to it.

[quotes-wrestling]

Taiji: Would you fuck your clone?

Pieter: Yes!

Brandi: ...No.

Fale: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex, and I'm not gay.

Tama: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.

Kenny: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone. That's gross and weird.

Leo: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing it THAT strong.

Cody: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.

Marty: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than ME?

Hangman: I'd do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be too embarrassed to ask anyone else to do.

Tanga: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Nick: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal!

Matt: It's not the same as that. It'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Chase: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is EVIL?!

Yujiro: I'd probably get it on with a bunch of clones at once. That's how pro-clone fucking I am.

Taiji: ...

Taiji: You guys are weird and frankly I'm a little concerned.

[quotes-wrestling]

Kenny: Where's Kota?

Matt: Don't worry about Kota.

Kenny: Oh I'm sorry, have you met me?

[quotes-wrestling]

Kenny: Kota and I don't have pet names for each other.

Matt: I see. Kenny, what do bees make?

Kenny: Honey?

Kota, from the next room: Yes dear?

Kenny: ...

Matt: Don't ever lie to my face again.

[quotes-wrestling]

Marty: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Cody: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

[quotes-wrestling]

Marty: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Marty: But when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

[quotes-wrestling]

Kenny: Matthew...[sobs]...I'm gay.

Matt: Yes, Kenny, I know. That's how you end every phone call.

[quotes-wrestling]

Dean: Where's my fucking knife?

Roman: Dean, there are kids around. Could you say it nicer?

Dean: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking knife?

[quotes-wrestling]

Kota: In my trunk, I have a bottle of bourbon, some illegal fireworks and a shovel. Are you in?

Kenny: That sounds like a terrible idea.

Kenny: But yes.

[quotes-wrestling]

Zack:*watching the news* Some idiot tried fighting a squid at the aquarium.

Marty, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

[quotes-wrestling]

Sanada: Why are your shoes soaking wet?

Hiromu: There was a puddle.

Sanada: Why did you step in it?

Hiromu: It was a puddle!

[quotes-wrestling]

Mark: Kyle, what's your biggest fear?

Kyle: Being forgotten.

Mark: Damn, that's deep. Mine's the kool-aid man but now I feel kinda stupid about it now.

[quotes-wrestling]

Kota: Hey Matt, can I ride you?

Matt:*chokes* Excuse me?

Kota: I asked if I could ride you. I've ridden Nick before, it's fun!

Matt: Wait WHAT?!

Kota: Yeah, he let me climb onto his back and ride him around the house.

Matt: ...You mean a piggyback ride?

Kota: Oh, that's what it's called?

Matt: YES THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED-

[quotes-wrestling]

Trent: Tyler if you were to ever go to jail what would it be for?

Tyler: Probably tax evasion.

Trent: How about you Pete?

Pete: Murder.

Trent:

Tyler:

Pete: I mean... jaywalking.

[tzcaro]

😅

[quotes-wrestling]

Undisputed Era: You're not coming with us?

Hunter: Boys I'm not really your dad.

Hunter: [Hands them all a lunchbox]

Hunter: Here are your sandwiches, I'll pick you up at five.

[tzcaro]

SHJKSHJK

[quotes-wrestling]

Kota: The food’s too hot, I can’t eat it.

Kenny: You’re too hot and I still eat you.

Matt:

Nick:

Cody, slamming his knife and fork down: ONE DINNER! I JUST WANTED ONE DINNER.

[tzcaro]

😭