{Intro}
Name
Jesus
Like the real one?
Yes
Why are you in a U-Haul area?
Because fuck you
I don't thi-
Think what it's appropriate?
Yes
Fuck you *holds up both his middle fingers*
Interview ends there
(here is what the manger [name changes every time she's mentioned] looks like)
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Employees:
@zeroxisadumbfuck (Zero he/it)
@thejimmycultoffical (Jimmy she/her they/them)
@goose-offical ( the goose he/it)
@dagh0stking ( ghostie everything and nothing)
@tuekytail ( Kevin W./E. Spencer he/him)
@anonymousmei ( Mei she/her they/them)
@meowmeowmeowmeow12346 ( ivy she/xe/he/they)
@asadsadlittleman ( Gray they/them)
@kirquar (cole he/him)
@clickbait-trixxzd (Norman they/them it/it's)
@strawberrystainedfingertips7 (Emily she/her they/them)
@the-pope-offical (pope francis he/xe/they)
@the-aftonsparv ( nick he/him they/them)
@creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical ( Evangeline she/her they/them)
(hello it's me mod just a few things first this version of Jesus is from the south of the US and has a thick accent. Yes he will curse off that are hateful. No he doesn't go to church since thinks it's propaganda. No he doesn't have guns. Also he uses he/they. Last no hate on this blog since mod is gay and I'm not raised Christian I might have some things wrong but this is a goofy accident love y'all)
