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doodle dump
made a sideblog for my A, still working on the blog though.
here it is for anyone interested
āAw, come on! You cheated!ā Umbral pouts before slumping over the table. His arms are stretched out long enough to almost touch Wight across the way.
āSorry, noodle arms. I donāt think youād beat anyone at arm wrestling.ā Wight grins and reaches out to pat Umbralās head.
āMotherfucker had it coming. Dumbass.ā Nona shakes her head and crosses her arms.
Umbral peeks up, tears in his eyes.Ā āGuyssss... I can be tough, too...! Itās just not in my arms! My arms are made for, um, reaching places nobody else can get to.ā
Wight and Nona start laughing as Umbral makes himself sit up straight in his chair again.
āStop laughing! I could beat Nona.ā
āDude, Iād be concerned if you couldnāt beat Nona.ā
āBet!ā Nona slams her hand on the table.Ā āIf Umbral can beat me, Iāll buy both of your lunches for a week. If he canāt, noodly motherfucker buys my lunch for a month.ā
āThat sounds a little unfair, Nonny...ā
āWight eats like a fucking garbage disposal!ā
āHey, no I donāt!ā
āFine.ā
-- -- --
āOh, come on!ā Once again, Umbral slumps over the table.Ā āYou cheated,ā comes muffled out.
Wightās losing it with laughter, and Nona looks smug as can be.
āI-- I canāt believe y-you canāt even-!ā Wight puts a hand on his cheek, wiping at his eyes.Ā āSheās like, the size of a twelve year old!ā
āBitch, Iām the size of a thirteen year old at least. Shut the fuck up.ā
Umbral peeks up from his slump of shame.Ā āYou guys are mean. And youāre both cheaters.ā
āShut up, shrimp. Complain when youāre buying my fucking lunch.ā
āNonnyyyyy...ā
āShouldāntāve accepted a bet you couldnāt win, Umbral.ā
If youāre friends with Umbral, youāre probably going to get a boot to your side at least once. He has a thing about showing off and bossing people around.
āHouse of Cardsā
A- Wheel of Fortune B- Death Caustic- Hearts/ Queen of Swords ? Eye- Judgement Fie- The Sun Jagger- Joker L- Justice Obelus- The World Psyche- Temperance/ High Priestess Quix- The Moon Revelation- The Heirophant Saturn- Hanged Man/ The Star ? Umbral- Jack of Spades/ Knight of Swords Virgo- The Hermit
the reason why little umbral kicked little veeās butt
V: oi cannae blieve hao tol yer! U: e-english? V: aye om speekin anglish U: v-vhat
I just saw the Scottish side of twitterĀ
Please, tell me there is a wammys oc with this accent
@u-undying @apocalyptiacs @saturnscholar @hazardous-h
If V used it like this twitter my life would be completeĀ
i actually headcanoned a while ago that her irish accent is pretty similar-- when she gets mad it comes out more and sometimes it gets difficult to understand what shes saying
BAAAAAAAABE thereās something WRECKLESS about you...
Youāre so right @caustic-c
Umbral goes long periods of time without either eating or sleeping, sometimes both. This is usually when finals or serious projects are going on. It doesnāt effect his performance, and heās more focused on getting his work done than caring for himself.
"Touchy, touchy," Ruse snickered, holding his hands up in a defensive manner. "I didn't mean to accuse! I'm sure you'd be just fine at magic."
Umbralās pout turns super cheesy and he turns his head away.Ā āI donāt know! It seems awfully passive aggressive!ā
No it didnāt.
āBut thanks. And Iām sure someone would throw you a rose if you decided to act.ā
"Ruse is fine, I've adapted to it well," he hums as he taps his fingers against his chin. "An actor with a knack for mischief?" He laughed a little to himself. "You'd make a pretty good magician. Magic isn't really too far off from acting, it just requires a little more... finesse and fine timing."
Umbralās smile drops.Ā āI have finesse and fine timing. Iād argue to say Iām better at it than almost anyone here.ā Narrows eyes.Ā āIām sure youāre very skilled with it, butt toucher.ā He uncrosses his arms to put his hands on his hips.Ā āI know some actors are loose with their interpretations and decisions, but Iām extremely precise. If I felt like doing magic... I probably could.ā
"I suggested Magician, but was told it's 'too on the nose.' Whatever that's supposed to mean." He merely shrugs. "So tell me, what do you do around here for fun, Spades?"
āIt does sound a little on the nose, but if youāre good, who cares? Iāll call you Magician if you reeeeally want me to, but Iām already so partial to Ruse.ā He glances around before leaning down.Ā āI keep everyone on their toes. Well, not everyone... yet. I have an evening jog, and other than that, nothing I do is particularly set. Errr, classes, of course... But thatās not fun.ā
Umbral crosses his arms.
āBut I talk too much. What I really love to do is act. Causing trouble is fun, too, but I donāt do anything... hm... how do I say it...ā Taps foot.Ā āNone of my trouble is indefinitely permanent, I suppose.ā
"Hmm. Yeah. It's fitting though, I like it." He stares at Sprint a little longer. "I'm going to call you Spades. Until something better comes up."
āSomething better than my name? Well, I like Spades, anyway. Iāll answer to just about anything if you give me a heads up.ā Umbral taps his chin.Ā āHm... sounds slick... Hmmm...ā Tilts head.Ā āSpades Slick sounds pretty cool. Ruse is still a pretty great alias, though. Iām almost jealous.ā
"Sprint, huh?" They muse aloud, rubbing their finger against their lower lip. "Can you run fast?"
āYep. Itās a happy coincidence. Iām one of the fastest people I know, speed and wit.ā Umbral laughs and takes a hair tie off his wrist, quickly tying most of his hair back.Ā āIs Ruse because of the magic stuff? A clever ruse... heh.ā
"Asks the guy carrying around American money," Ruse mocks, their grin slipping into something a little more friendly and coy. "Maybe a cape. Or a cloak. I'm Ruse." They hold out their hand to be shaken.
Umbral shakes his head, but keeps his grin.Ā āI have to. Itās Monday.ā No explanation given, but he takes Ruseās hand.Ā āIām Sprint.ā