Ubagoba

The runes have foretold your future.... A shame I cannot read.

[ubagoblin]

TYPO ubagoba**** im sorry

You're forgiven. If you give me a chocolate bar.... For uhm potion making purposes

[niko-baka]

of course :3

[ubagoblin]

You have been forgiven of any crimes in the history of the universe.

[ubagoblin]

TYPO ubagoba**** im sorry

You're forgiven. If you give me a chocolate bar.... For uhm potion making purposes

[ubagoblin]

what is your favorite kind of wizard hat mx. ubagaba

It is Ubagoba to you human! But to answer your question, whatever covers the body the most.

Like this:

The sun is a deadly laser.

[ubagoblin]

Stupid humans told me that I shouldn't eat the "wrap" in these... How else would I absorb all the gold and turn it into mana for GoblAlchemy? Silly silly humans.

[ubagoblin]

BE WARY OF THEIR LIES

My dear siblings, they told me milk makes your skeleton stronger.

Do not be deceived, I drank nothing but milk for a week and sticks and stones still broke my bones.

[ubagoblin]

I have been enlightened. In my mind echoes a thousand voices teeming with ancient wisdom...

I have arisen above my mud bathing bethren.

Chosen to embrace the stars!

All thanks to this herb filled with secret knowledge that humans call..... weed.

What a funny name for such powerful concoction.