Hold up, my granny is on fire

Hi. I'm Mata. (May-tuh). I like chips and giraffes and a bunch of things. Singing is not my forte. Don't be stupid. Alright, now bring it in. Humor + Cute + Fashion Blog :^)

[higafevercreationsrs]

haha this was so funny @therealryanhiga

[vaginawoolf-archives-deactivate]

steal her look: spooky pumpkin:

gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850

saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490

pumpkin $3

[beachier]

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

[allbl-ck]

[cozyqueen]

@staff remove this

[malcubus1]

[primalminun-deactivated20150315]

my brother had a beyblading accident today

[mizunotic]

DIPPER’S LAMBY LAMBY DANCE IN JAPANESE OMFG.

[singitbacktoyou-deactivated2011]

[jaymesmcavoy]

help ive fallen and i cant get up

[emmy-award]

#its funny cause they’re old

[antoniporowski]

[drakefanclub]

GET THIS OFF MY DASH

[versaceslut]

[patbaer-deactivated20240227]

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

[doubledepresso]

[ha-roro]

[kanbarus]

poor kitten has a cold and can’t stop sneezing

[realmfighter]

rock the fuck out little cat

[uber-cheeseballs-blog]

Sunday Funday. Lol.

[officialwhitegirls]

*tries to make a joke on this website*