Ask Scout and Medic!

yo, scout here. I convinced the doc to make a blog with me. now we're running an ask blog together! ask away, chuckleheads Wait, scout, what if they ask really personal things?! scheiße...

[uberthescout]

Hag

???

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what does medic feel about pyro ?

I have a good relationship with Pyro, I would think. Despite his oddities, he seems nice enough. We seem to have a lot of things in common. Although, I would prefer if he were to stop burning important documents when I’m not looking.

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Medic, what is Archimedes to you? A friend? Companion? An annoying little needy bird?

A needy friend with good company. All of the above?

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Hi hi hi!!! Sooo... Do you guys remember the first thing that made you go "We're friends now"?

uh… my memory is really shitty. doc?

Scout was one of the first to welcome me onto the team. He invited me to parties and genuinely enjoyed my company.

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Hey scout, do transformers use car insurance or life insurance? Plus hugs and cake for medic! :3 🍰💕

ain’t transformers aliens? they ain’t human so they can’t get life insurance. I guess car insurance? the real question is which insurance company’s crazy enough to insure them

I thought a transformer was something that altered voltage? Seems more like you would need a warranty.

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Be Red now! ¡!

abso-frickin-lutely not. red sucks!

Oh God, I don’t know about that.

[uberthescout]

Scout, who would you ship Medic with on your team?

the heck is shipping. mailing? uh I don’t think that’s legal

[uberthescout]

hey medic, a little birdie told me that scout has cooties

Well, he’s at risk for it, that is for sure. I’m glad others are aware. I’ve thought about making a dog tag for his recent cooties vaccination.

[uberthescout]

r u two gay

No.

I’m bi, so nah

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Who has more control over the blog, Scout or Medic?

I believe it’s safe to say Scout has more power. I don’t have as much time for social media in my profession.

yo define control we left this shit sitting here for months

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Mod Scout here with an announcement!

The rules page is live! Go take a look at it.

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OR THEY’LL ALL PRESS E LIKE LITTLE BABIES

[uberthescout]

icon art!

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BLU Medic and Scoot have had a lot of Bonding Time™ @bluisthebest aka, scout explains what memes are, shows medic cute bird videos, and then probably takes selfies together

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(based on this tweet) @bluisthebest 

You know what they say…

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just let the man wear a fursuit into battle