main event uso.

Line 'em all up, Knock 'em down like this! Ya already know, Soon as you feel that creep, You 'bouts to get put to sleep! It's not paranoia, It's the Usos! -------------------------- Private Jey Uso Roleplay Sideblog to DoseofClaymore Apart of itsstillrealtomerpg

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Imagine WWE having to insert boos because the Usos are getting cheered.

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Goddamn! That man is back.

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its-your-boy​:

DON’T GIVE THAT THIEF ANYTHING

He is not getting anything.

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I thought about give Corbin a thousand bucks. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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⭐️💤 - Sasha

⭐️ - The two of them get along most of the time without a fight. Other times the two of them wanted to fight each other, but Jey won't raise a finger to a woman. He knew he would not only deal with his cousin and wrestlers, but his dad as well.

💤 - Back in 2018,when Jey had been reckless with alcohol and driving, the first talk in his sleep one summer night was, "How the fuck does Sasha fit that ass in her ring gear without it hanging out." He believes Jimmy was the one to tell him in the morning about what was said.

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My life outside the ring, my sons.

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Excuse my activity level today because it’s my birthday. 

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The Usos with an uncannily accurate impersonation of Shane McMahon.

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Bloodline is still winning!

[stellarollins]

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Goldberg’s talk makes me want to sleep earlier.

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harajukuboss​:

I’m sorry, did someone say something? Do I need to go get your babysitter, little boy?

I don’t have a god damn babysitter, little girl. How about the boss go sit down in her corner!

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@meanermina all that because Max doesn’t want your washed up ass?



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Keep your mouth shut about my cousin!

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meanermina​:

I’ve been really rude to you lately. I’ve had somebody in my ear. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have gone against the family

It’s fine. Look I am sorry for the shit I have said, too.

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meanermina​: 

I agree, cousin. By the way, I’m sorry

Sorry for what?

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thehighchief​:

Yes Jey, that’s a very accurate recap of what the fuck I just sat in on.

We need to take this to Vince since Adam won’t do shit.

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meanermina​:

Does this mean I can walk up to Bianca, Nikki, or Raquel and demand a title shot? Since we’re going off those rules. That’s such bullshit.

If I see someone having a title shot, I should kick their ass and sign the contact for a title shot. Joe should be facing Finn.