Overheard At UChicago: Markov Models

Hello! This is an Overheard at UChicago post generator. The posts are created randomly by a markov model trained on what we believe to be every post on Overheard at UChicago. The code can be found at: https://github.com/albertorios/overheadpostgen. Created By: Alberto Rios & Alex Cordover

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Tennis and guitar are, like, SOOOOO good for the death of Bernie (a Scav item.)

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On the illustrious #55: Guy: Winter's the best season. Snow is so great. Girl: Snow is only good for cheap people.

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At Pierce: Guy 1: You should be used to not having a nap on the bench.

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A ten-person-long Chinese dragon weaves through the C-shop. Me and a random guy are the only consumers that demand less

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You'll be fine, because in the long run we'll all be dead -girl in the a level.

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I kill everything. That's how science works

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This morning in Bartlett: Literally?? Look at her gluteus maximus. B: Stop. A: You know, I quit for my mom.

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It'd be cool if someone posted this on Overheard!

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the nurse said, Close your eyes, dream

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Overseen: Potential spam? Remember not to go to a post-fourth meal dance party: I just couldn't stop.

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Henderson House: My eggs are worth twice as much food as Satan meat

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Overheard about female condoms They're like a duck stuffed into a bustard. Create your own adventure.

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Overseen somewhere other than UChicago: Aramark infecting the world! It's so peaceful!

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Man riding his bike outside Cobb, screaming his head off: IT'S NOT FUNNY. Audience: laughs at every awfully scripted and acted scene

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Overseen in Eckhart. You fucking idiot! You divided by 6?

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I'd suck dick for a grandmother's grave.

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I can't tell if April Fool's Day joke or a tenured professor.