PAIRING: kakashi hatake x reader x obito
SUMMARY: obito lives and also gets pegged
WARNINGS: pegging, masturbation, slight cuckoldry, blink and youāll miss it implied infertility, BSLD!reader but this absolutely can be a standalone
00. daffodil
When Obito wakes up, the left side of his body is screaming in agony, and for a brief moment, he wonders if heās somehow twelve years old being crushed half to death by a boulder again. But then, thereās a tube being forced down his throat, and so he chokes, thrashes, desperately gasping for air; feeling like heās drowning as unfamiliar chakra weighs down against his chest and he canāt breathe he canāt breathe he canāt breatheā
kyojuro x fem reader nsfw (pic credits to @/mamezurushiki on twt)
summary: you've got a crush on your favourite discord server owner! what happens when you aim to be an admin and join him in a voice channel? surely nothing weird, right?
tags/warnings: discord e-sex is a warning in itself im so sorry kyo
notes: ok i wrote this at like 5am? idk what this is also i don't actually hate e-girls or anything i'm probably one myself LMAO but just don't take anything in this fic seriously :sob:
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your heart beat so fucking fast in your chest you were sure it would free itself of the bony confines that were your ribs. your palms were sweaty and your breathing was erratic. you swallowed thickly, your brows furrowed in contemplation and thoughts raced wildly in your mind.
should you do it?
should you really do it?
your fingers trembled as they hovered above your mouse, anxiety wrapped tightly around your throat as your eyes were glued to your computer screen in the darkness of your room, your irises focusing intensely on the sight of a certain someoneās username present in your favourite serverās voice channel.
it was currently 3 in the morning and you had college in five hours, and while timezones did exist you were surprised to find the general chat quiet and voice channels completely devoid of lonely discord degenerates who needed to touch grass, save for the very person you admired.
no, he was not some discord moderator who continually abused oneās seat to the brink of death. he was not some loser who couldnāt talk to girls in the real world and sulked about being an incel. he was everything most people could ask for in a man and you were surprised that he even had a discord account, let alone a large server with over ten thousand members, many of which were e-girls who were fans of him and hoped to be his kitten girlfriend.
and you? you were honoured enough to even TALK to him. honoured enough to even have dm-ed him regularly when he could be texting all those other prettier girls with their mommy milkers and perfect winged eyeliner as well as the words āramona flowers kinnieā written in their grungecore carrd linked inside their āabout me.ā
but kyojuro was no fool.
he would not falter or piss his pants at the sight of a basic e-girl who clearly only wanted admin just so she could ban another e-girl who stole her serverās vanity back in 2019. he wasnāt some incel who overshared his sexual preferences in voice chat nor would he openly share his bdsm test result which he allegedly took.
he was a gentleman through and through. some people would argue that auto-caps looks cringe and only clear nitro scammers with no profile picture would speak in such a manner, but damn did kyojuro make it look hot. he rocked that auto-caps texting style and every message he sent was a blessing to you. since the both of you conversed regularly you knew you lived in the same country as him, and everytime you went outside to touch grass (which was not a lot) you prayed that you could run into him and he would sweep you off your feet just like all those one direction wattpad stories with bad grammar that many of us used to read as a child.
you had a crush on him, and desperately wanted to join the voice channel which he was in. you hoped to god that he wasnāt afk and was asleep, and wondered if you should ping him in general chat first to ask him if you could join. your mind raced. this was your perfect chance. for what, exactly? why, for admin of course!
all those few times you joined voice chat when kyojuro was present merely consisted of you getting talked over by the many other people in it, and you could barely speak a word to him let alone make your presence acknowledged. he would always message you privately and tell you that heād like to hear your voice sometime, and you knew right now was the perfect chance.
now, on to why you wanted admin. were you the kind of person who would abuse your ban perms? not really. would you mute people if they were spamming āWOOF WOOF BARK BARK HOWL GRRRRR SNARL ARF ARF ARF WOOF BARK BARK HOWL GRRRRR SNARL ARF ARF ARF WOOFā in general chat? well, it depends. but were you for sure going to use your position as admin to get as close as possible to kyojuro? fuck yes.
you didnāt care about the perms that came along with being admin. you didnāt care about snooping through audit logs or searching your name up in every hidden staff or private channel. you just wanted him so fucking badly. you would constantly check the serverās selfie channel in case he would post anything there, and everytime he did youād fawn over it like a schoolgirl, wishing that you could meet him in real life and be together.
but until that happened you decided to stop being such a fucking wimp and start making moves. he might have stated once that he preferred girls your type, but that didnāt mean you could sit around and wait for him to suddenly confess his feelings out of nowhere. you couldnāt let another girl steal him away! so despite you feeling so much fear down to the very core of your bones, you decided that tonight would be the night youād make your move on him. in the very damned voice channel which he was in.
you drew in a long breath, eyes closed tightly as your finger clicked onto the voice channel. the familiar sounds of connecting to a voice channel sounded from your computer, and you braced yourself, sitting as quietly as you could so as not to make any embarrassing background noise that would make you look idiotic. once the words ārtc connectingā turned into āconnected,ā you bit your lower lip as you saw kyojuroās icon light up with a green ring around it, indicating he had just made some noise. hope was still by your side. perhaps he really was awake.
or maybe not?
a few seconds later, he still didnāt make any noise. you contemplated saying a āhiā or āhelloā but you didnāt want to make yourself look stupid. accepting you were bad at talking to people both in real life and online, you sighed loudly as your shoulders slumped. maybe the noise he had presumably made was just background noise after all, and he really was asleep. you couldnāt blame him. it was really late. you thought about disconnecting so as not to be perceived as a creep who listened to him sleep, but you heard a small gasp, along with the green ring around his icon, and you, in turn, gasped as well.
were you imagining things or did he really just sigh in his sleep?
you couldnāt help but think that it soundedā¦erotic. why were you getting horny at a time like this? youāre fucking pathetic. youāve probably even tried googling rule 34 pictures of him you fucking degenerate.
your tiny ass smooth brain couldnāt process anything else as a moan sounded from your computer. you were sure as hell it was coming from him. you quickly connected your kitty headphones to your computer not so that your roommates wouldnāt think you were on pornhub at 3 in the morning, but because you wanted to bask in every timbre and vibration of his sweet, sweet moans that would be sent straight to your dirty brain via your hot headphones.
you were so fucking sweaty in your seat as softer exhales sounded in your ears, and you couldnāt help but start touching yourself. your fingers dipped past the waistband of your panties and slipped between your wet folds, and you sighed in satisfaction as you pumped your fingers in and out of your wet ass pussy. kyojuro moaned louder and louder, his breaths vibrating in your skull so realistically that you could easily imagine him moaning in your ear as he fucked you senseless, his thick, veiny cock snuggled inside your tight, wet walls.
you moaned softly as you rubbed your clit with your thumb, pressing down onto the sensitive nub as soft sounds of kyojuro pumping his dick reverberated in your ears. god, you wanted nothing more than to wrap your pretty lips around the length of his cock and deepthroat him. you could care less if heād be fucking into your esophagus and youād have to be turned into a robot by elon musk as a last resort to live because your lungs would fucking die. you wanted his cock so bad inside you that you started moaning louder and louder like the horny dumbass you were, sliding your free hand under your shirt and pinching your nipples for more stimulation.
you knew it had only been around 3 minutes since you had started touching yourself, but with kyojuroās loud moans in your ears and your imagination running wild of all the possible scenarios with him, you were so close to cumming already.
you imagined him railing you, large hands wrapped tightly around your waist as heād fuck into you so hard, maybe even spank you and leave your skin red and sore. you imagined his thick cum running down your thighs as your womb overflowed with his essence, your clit rubbed raw from all the pinching and flicking heād do. would he call you a good girl? maybe a slut instead? his slut?
your breath hitched and you rocked your hips against your chair, forcing your fingers to fuck yourself harder and harder. it wasnāt enough. it never fucking was. you wanted kyojuro inside you so bad. you heard him let out a loud groan, and once you imagined strings of his cum being shot into your pussy, you came too, struggling to keep yourself quiet as you pinched your clit, bucking your hips in the air.
kyojuroās heavy breaths mixed with the sounds of your own, and you took your soiled panties off, wrinkling your nose. you didnāt need 3am post nut clarity. eventually his breathing ceased, and you were about to stand up to grab some tissues to clean your cummy fingers when you nearly got a heart attack.
āyou sound delicious.ā
holy fucking shit.
your eyes darted to the bottom left corner of your screen where you sawā¦
that you were unmuted.
you couldnāt even speak. why the fuck did you not mute yourself once you joined? or maybe you thought you did. it didnāt matter. youāre a huge ass idiot and you didnāt mute yourself. which meant that out of every lonely loser in the 10k member server, it just had to be him out of all people who heard you moaning and fingerfucking yourself like a bitch in heat.
āk-kyo?ā you stuttered. god you sounded so stupid. like a scared little lamb. what were you even going to say?
āhm?ā
you gulped. āiā¦ā you paused. you didnāt know what the fuck to say. maybe, āyeah i just jerked off to your moans, youāre so fucking hot big daddy kyo please give me admin and marry me and fuck me raw until i canāt even move.ā
āiām sorry,ā was all you dumbly said. what the fuck was āiām sorryā going to do? wait, why was he even masturbating unmuted in the server voice channel anyways? anyone other than you could have easily joined and caught him, too. great, now you looked like some sick freak.
āsorry for what, y/n?ā he asked, and you could have just creamed then and there already. why was his voice so fucking hot?
āi-i didnāt know you wereā¦ you know,ā you said. āi didnāt mean to be unmuted eitherā¦ā you mumbled.
āwell, iām glad you were unmuted!ā he exclaimed loudly, and normally youād curse out whatever cunt shouted into their mic, but you were fucking stunned instead.
āwhat?ā you gasped.
āiām glad you were unmuted. your voice is really pretty, y/n! iād love to hear more of it!ā he laughed, and you continued to stare at your screen, dumbfounded.
āthanks,ā you nervously laughed. āy-you sound hot, too,ā you quietly added, suddenly getting even more embarrassed.
āaww, you sound absolutely adorable! i really canāt believe weāve never vc-ed like this before! iād love to do this more often!ā kyojuro said, and you refrained yourself from bursting in excitement.
āyeah, iād love to vc more, too!ā you said, relaxing. he talked just as he always did in texts, so enthusiastic and bright that he could light up a whole room with his presence alone.
āsay, y/n, i know this is forward, but i wouldnāt mind meeting you irl. you know, since we live in the same city and all,ā he said, and you audibly gasped, your eyes wide.
āreally?ā you asked.
āyeah, really!ā he chuckled. āyouāre really active in the server and i really enjoy talking to you. iād like to take our relationship to the next level and be able to see you! if thatās fine by you, that is.ā
āyeah! it-itās more than fine with me, actually. iāve actually been hoping to meet you for a while now,ā you said.
āthatās great! how about we call again tomorrow to discuss where we could meet? i have work in five hours so i should probably get some sleep,ā he laughed heartily once again, and you fidgeted with your hands. oh my god, you were actually going to motherfucking meet him in real life.
āyep, thatās fine with me. iāve got my first day of college in a few hours too so iāll talk to you tomorrow, yeah?ā you smiled sheepishly.
āyeah! have a good night, y/n!ā kyojuro said. āgoodnight!ā you hummed, and with that, you both disconnected from the vc. you took your headphones off, eyes still wide as saucers at what had just happened.
āholy shit,ā you whispered under your breath. you did wish you could have had more time to talk to him, but silly you just had to ruin everything as you always did by joining late at three in the fucking morning. you knew he worked as a teacher, which meant he obviously had an early morning job, you fucking plebian.
a discord notification sounded from your computer, and your heart raced as you moved your cursor to click onto your newest private message at the very top of your server list, which was from none other than kyojuro.
heat rose to your cheeks at the sight of the image which he sent, which was one of him shirtless, his waist area just barely in the picture. you wanted to fucking BE the phone camera so you could see his magnum dong. you were wet all over again.
āyoure hot oh my godā you texted without much thought.
āMaybe youāll see more soonā he texted back, and you put a hand over your mouth so you wouldnāt scream.
ārlly cant waitā you sent.
āBe a good girl and youāll get what you wantā once your eyes glossed over those words, you were really about to fucking explode.
āi will,ā you sent, āonly for you.ā
āGood girl. Now go to sleep and when you wake up youāll see that I sent you the place weāll be meeting at. Sweet dreams, y/nā upon reading the text, you closed your discord app on your computer and switched to the mobile version of it instead. god, you couldnāt wait to wake up already and see the mystery surprise.
āgn kyoooā you sent. and like the good girl you were, you turned off your phone, and went to sleep.
ā”ā”ā”
the first thing you did when one of your roommates woke you up was turn your phone on. while that piece of shit metal was loading in all its data, you drank a glass of water and made sure all the items you had for your day at college were present in your bag. you had a cute outfit ready for your day, and hoped it was enough to glam you up despite your obvious lack of sleep the night before.
you hurriedly checked discord once your dumbfuck phone loaded in, and tapped on kyojuroās notification.
ā10am at the University of Tokyo class D36: world history taught by professor Rengokuā
āAnd since you were a good girl, I gave you admin, too!ā
request | Uh can i request something about poly Kakagai getting married to reader or reader having a kid? š„ŗš„ŗ sorry i love them - anonymous
note | fjskfjdj itās the way iām iffy about marriage and kids and iām writing this LMAO. also this turned out to be more about the reader being pregnant and giving birth whoops my bad
Could we have Iruka smut abcās šš š maybe with the letters of his name? Or your favorite letters too š
sure thing! š
Masterlist / buy me a coffee?
Intimacy: How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect
Iruka would be very intimate in the moment. He wants to take his time making you feel good and worshipping your body -- he really goes the extra mile on that.
Risk: Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.
Iruka isnāt huge on taking risks, but if you want to try something new, heād be down as long as it isnāt tooĀ crazy. Just give him time to mentally prepare himself lol
Unfair: How much they like to tease
I donāt think Iruka would be a huge tease -- he just wants to make you feel good, and doesnāt want to take away from that. However, he does like teasing a bit here and there, especially when heās going down on you. He loves it when you squirm and tug at his hair š¤¤
Kink: One or more of their kinks
Iruka has a mommy (or daddy) kink, imo. Itās not super big/something he wants to do every time, but he does enjoy being your sub and being degraded just a lil
Aftercare: What theyāre like after sex
Iruka would be nervous the first few times after you had sex because heād be worried he didnāt perform right, and wouldnāt know what to do for aftercare. But after a while, heād get much better, and would get up immediately after a moment of post-sex cuddles to get you whatever you need. You are certainly pampered as much as you want after having sex with this man š
warnings/fic tags: mutual pining, quiet!reader, slow-burn, oikawa being soft, super fluff,Ā italics for flashbacks, fic is not super linear.Ā
wc: 7.5k (i just..)Ā
a/n: this was supposed to be posted yesterday but a lot of shit happened so everything got delayed abt a day. this was also only supposed to be 4k words :[ oikawa is hard to write for but i hope i did him justice lmfao.Ā
also reader is so cute hereā¦ i love herā¦ i wanted make her like soft and quiet type and i just <33Ā
plot: you are the grad student who works at oikawaās local health and nutrition store. you hardly have anything to say but oikawa finds himself hanging on desperately to your every word.Ā
you also study butterflies. he doesnāt think you could intrigue him more if you tried.Ā
You are not interested in Oikawa Tooru.Ā
So, why in the hell is he so interested in you?Ā
Every time he thinks about you, and the answer to that devious little question - he comes up completely short on answers. He doesnāt really understand it in himself, because you are so unlike the type of girl heād ever imagine himself going for.Ā
Somewhat stoic, straight-forward, independent but still nice. To break things down evenly, your world doesnāt really collide with Oikawas either. He didnāt know you in highschool, he didnāt meet you in Argentina in the heat of a summer night. Oikawa Tooru meets you at his local fitness and nutritional health store, working the counter with the same uninterested expression on your face.Ā
Itās all so insanely circumstantial. Oikawa Tooru just needed a change of pace after his big olympic game and made the executive decision to come back home to Japan for a year. Oikawa isnāt someone who needs the face paced life - and Argentina was probably enough adventure for the rest of his days. He liked Argentina, and he planned on returning to San Juan in a years time. Oikawa Tooru was homesick, and home was right there in the rainy streets of Miyagi.Ā
May I suggest an idea? Thigh riding on Guys huge beef cake thighs š„ŗ
gai praising you and telling you that you look so pretty, petal as you grind down on his thigh. he flexes his thigh at just the right time as his hands squeeze your hips tight and you canāt make out his murmurs of encouragement as you cum
9 inches, heās a male model and adult film producer, ex adult film star.
They call him the ācherry popperā because he makes the new girls feel welcome and he always performs on and off camera.
He a had a fling with a girl in a no name town and 9 months later a baby was put on his door step. Dilf on accident
He takes really good care of kakashi, while heās producing, the girls take care of kakashi.
Bring your parent to school day was quite the event. He couldnāt fully disclose what he did to a bunch of 3rd graders so he just went as a ādirectorā.
Kakashi spent a lot of time with his grandmother growing up so Sakumo would party and hook up with whoever he wanted.
Back to Dilf HCs
Heās the best at his job, the butter churner, the helicopter, the centipede. Heās done it all.
Not afraid to shove your face in a pillow and pull you back by your neck.
Heās always clean and tested, surprisingly never had any issues with STDs.
Fucks all of kakashis teachers, men and women. The women catch feelings and try to come off as āmomā to kakashi but they both shut that shit down.
When he finally settles down with you, he retires from the movie business, buys a house, and sends kakashi off to college.
You spend your days perfecting your technique and sitting on his face.
PAIRING: kakashi hatake x reader x obito
SUMMARY: obito lives and also gets pegged
WARNINGS: pegging, masturbation, slight cuckoldryĀ
00. daffodilĀ
When Obito wakes up, the left side of his body is screaming in agony, and for a brief moment, he wonders if heās somehow twelve years old being crushed hald to death by a boulder again. But then, thereās a tube being forced down his throat, and so he chokes, thrashes, desperately gasping for air; feeling like heās drowning as unfamiliar chakra weighs down against his chest and he canāt breathe he canāt breathe he canāt breatheā
His right eye aches, and the world goes black.
The next time, he comes to gradually. His back feels numb now. The tube is still there, he thinks, but he barely feels it. His whole body is strangely unfeeling like it simply stopped caring.
ā° iāll write for a lot, the following included, but not limited to:
naruto
bnha
haikyuu!*
kimetsu no yaiba*
obey me! swd
inuyasha
and more (iāve forgotten what all iāve watched tehe šš»šš»)
ā° *= iāve watched some of it but iām not familiar with the entirety of the series. so like kny, i hardly know the pillars. hq, i was in the middle of s3.
ā° any character i write for WILL be aged up, whether itās explicitly stated or not.
ā° WILL write:
fluff
smut
ā° ENJOY writing:
cockwarming
tbc...
ā° WONāT write:
pedophilia
necrophilia
tbc...
ā° so request what youād like! if i donāt feel comfortable/want to, iāll answer the ask saying so
