Pro Uchiha

Of course I'm not an Uchiha apologist. What is it there to apologize for? she/her

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My buddy Terminus says S*kura and T*birama stans don't interact or else he will slap you hard.

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Itachi: I can't leave you.

Sasuke: Because I'm your brother?

Itachi: No, the door is locked.

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Naruto

with Uchiha's without Uchiha's

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It's really annoying.

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Itachi: Shisui annoyed me today, so I told him I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Sasuke: ... There's nothing special tomorrow.

Itachi: Ah, but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as the panic takes over.

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Manifesting a reboot for Naruto where Uchiha's get justice 🕯 🕯

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Madara: Say you are my bitch.

Shisui: I'm your bitch. Why this time?

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Itachi: Learn to clap others victory. Your time will come.

Sasuke: Once I clapped in a funeral, now what?

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Obito: I want to be a millionaire.

Obito: Like my uncle.

Madara: Your uncle is a millionaire???

Obito: He wants to be a millionaire too.

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Izumi: Do you think if I got my parents drunk every day when I was a kid they would stay together and we would have a happy family?

Obito, crying: Probably.

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Kagami: Itachi wants to say hi.

Itachi: Do you have any milk?

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Obito: As moist as...

Shisui: No.

Obito: As juicy as...

Shisui: NO!

Obito: As wet as...

Shisui: Obito, just say it'll be good man.

Obito: IT'LL BE GOOD MAN!

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Shisui: Talk to him that's what friends do.

Sasuke: Nope. I'm gonna wait till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and die immediately.

Shisui: That's your plan for dealing with this?

Sasuke: That's my plan for dealing everything. I have 77 arguments I'm gonna win that way.

Shisui: Seems like a bad plan.

Sasuke: Now I have 78.

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Izuna: She's got a type, which is really anyone but you.

Madara: Yeah that was my ex-wife's type too.

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Best Uchiha couple? Best Uchiha couple.