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Isidor : I'm a reverse necromancer.

Zander : Isn't that just killing people?

Isidor : Ah, technicality.

#isidor lestrange #Zander Dolohov #Zander x Isidor

Septimus : I have a new shirt

Atticus, Archibald and Phineas : "We" have a new shirt

#Septimus Weasley #Atticus Weasley #Archibald Weasley #phineas weasley

Astrid : Okay, truth or dare?

Cillian : Truth

Astrid : How many hours have you slept this week?

Cillian :

Cillian : ...Dare

Astrid : Go to bed.

Cillian : I don’t like this game.

#Cillian Smethwyck #Astrid Zabini #Astrid x Cillian

Hesper : Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Zander : Killed without hesitation.

Hesper : No.

#Hesper Patil #Zander Dolohov #Hesper x Zander

Aloysius : So are we flirting right now?

Ygrid : I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Aloysius : That doesn’t answer my question.

#aloysius jacobson #ygrid wagner #Ygrid x Aloysius

Armand : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Astrid : What's that?

Armand : Remorse code.

Astrid : I'm even angrier now.

#Astrid Zabini #armand zabini #Armand x Astrid

Astrid : You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Fergus, drinking toast : Why do you say that?

#Astrid Zabini #Fergus Brown #Astrid x Fergus

Pollux : The french have given us so many good things.

Cassiopeia : French toast

Alphard : French kiss

Orion : French fries

Charis : The guillotine

#Pollux Black #cassiopeia black #Alphard Black #orion black #charis crouch

Charis : I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Caspar : Knife monopoly ?

Charis : ...

Charis : I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is

Johanna : Can you recommend me any books that made you cry ?

Marcus : Advanced Potion-Making.

#johanna parkinson #marcus goyle #Marcus x Johanna

Ygrid : What are you, five ?

Roem : Yeah, five heads taller than you

Ygrid : ...

Roem : ...

Roem : I'm sorry please don't kill me

#Roem Burke #Ygrid Wagner #Roem x Ygrid

Charles : Hello, nice to meet you. This is my ex-girlfriend, Johanna

Johanna : You have got to stop introducing me like that...

Johanna : I'm his wife

#charles longbottom #johanna parkinson #Charles x johanna

Archibald : I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something

Polly : you left me in the parking lot last week, dumbass !!!

Archibald : I did that on purpose

#archibald weasley #polly weasley #Archibald x Polly

Phaedra : If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

Catarina : Kill two ???

#Phaedra Spinnet #catarina mikhailov #Phaedra x Catarina

Melchior : I have feelings for you

Anthea : You do ??

Melchior : Yes, I feel you're a little annoying

#Melchior Birkeland #Anthea Weasley #Melchior x Anthea

Archibald : You know what? We're clever too, Atticus.

Atticus : Oh yeah? What's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

Polly, narrowing her eyes : Don't fall for it, Archie. He's just making up words.

#polly weasley #archibald weasley #Atticus Weasley #Polly x Atticus #Atticus x Archibald #Archibald x Polly

Anthea : What scares you the most?

Astrid : Werewolves

Agnès : Sharks

Fergus : The knowledge that time won’t stop for us and our inevitable doom is increasingly getting closer.

Simon : Fergus

#Anthea Weasley #Astrid Zabini #agnès diggory #Fergus Brown #Simon Carmichael

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