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divinevile‌:

❛ or i could stab you as a hello. ❜ something tells him hisoka wouldn’t even be against that. ❛ two weeks isn’t that long. you’re overreacting. ❜

he drapes himself over illumi. “ you’re no fun. ♦ ”

#divinevile‌#still :(

unzipswig‌:

‘ a magic trick? well… i suppose i can spare a minute or two. but i’d rather you make it quick, if possible. i am not exactly invested in these things… ’

@udatus

“ maybe you should stop looking at your watch, ” he tilts his head, and the watch goes flying off the other’s wrists and to his palm. “ you could miss something important. ♠ ”

#unzipswig‌#bunggeeg

@divinevile

“ that was a long mission, the least you could do is give me a kiss, my darling fiancé. ♥ ”

#divinevile #don't even get me started on how u didn't text me at all

When that Engagement Ring(tm) thing was shown to me in twitter through the eng translation panels I looked for the Japanese raws when I got home and saw that “Prenuptial Agreement (Engagement Ring)” was formatted like that in the raws, as a nen ability. Putting the english name of the ability in parenthesis is how the eng translations had been formatting nen abilities, but they kinda just forgot how to breathe the moment Il/lumi did it to ‘em. So without catching up I had this theory that, since nen is so vast, Ill/umi and His/oka had this had a nen ability shared between them, which is still gay because that’s sharing life force and they gave it a name that’s the same thing as saying they’re married, but I still didn’t think my brain was as evolved as To/gashi’s to see it as a solid thing.

Now that I caught up and “joint type” nen is possible, I’m dying.

#I learned Japanese bc of my trust issues towards eng translators #Also even if joint type nen is a thing that exists and everything else points to what I thought being truth ...#I have this habit of just waiting for anything but that to be true #ooc; dr hisoka.

lovealign:

❝was it so? well, well, i am happy to please. to impress someone with one of my tricks… amazing! ♪❞

“I know quite a few myself, too. ♣ ” He held his palm up, facing the kid, and then turned his hand around; a four of hearts appearing between his fingers, then disappearing as he turned it again.

#lovealign #wataru comes online to talk to a murderer #legends only

@lovealign

“Oh, that was impressive. ♠”

#lovealign #wataru does a magic trick for a dangerous stranger

saintdri

I can say that I can’t imagine two people who deserve each other to this level and for that, congrats on the engagement, boys.

#we dem boyz

needlemask:

❛ hisoka … ❜ it comes out as some sort of warning, the man’s name slipping through his lips like a quiet sigh. fingers of his own move to comb through the length of now tied up hair — & eventually meet the clown’s, fingertips brushing lightly against a somewhat pale skin. he touches him like it’s mostly out of curiosity, like he’s testing the feeling for the simple sake of doing so … & then the assassin grabs the man by the wrist, grip tightening around it just a little bit too harshly. ❛ if you wanted to make out you could’ve just said so. ❜ head tilts lightly backwards, black holes for eyes trying to focus on the man standing behind him yet failing due to their closeness. ❛ that’s what you’re hinting at, yes ? ❜

Hisoka hummed. “I could have. ♠ ” He peers into the pitch black eyes, his smile widening. His hand reached for his jaw line, tracing it softly, in contrast to the hand looking bruise his wrist, with his fingernail. Illumi’s eyes looked bigger with his hair tied up behind him; it felt like the darkness in them stretched endlessly, and that he could be devoured by it at any moment . . .

His free hand creeped up Illumi’s shoulder, gripping it as he leaned closer into the other, whispering words that kept up a meaningless attempt at mystery - or maybe he just wanted to annoy Illumi with how he just refused to get straight to the point - contrasting against his eager movements. “I may be. Who knows. ♥ ”

#needlemask

needlemask:

@udatus

❛ we dem boyz. ❜

“we makin noise.”

#needlemask #h

@needlemask

“ . . .”

#needlemask #bby

needlemask:

❛ no, i don’t think i could. ❜ it’s hard to tell whether illumi purposely ignores the innuendo often put behind the other’s rather casual comments, or if he genuinely, simply doesn’t register it more often than not / it puts some strange mask of innocence upon delicate features, dark eyes looking at golden ones with that characteristic empty look — his could be the face of an angel. seemingly naive at best, but possibly hiding a lot more underneath. ❛ my body temperature is always a little low, after all. ❜ a hand moves up to press against one of the other’s cheeks in an awkward fashion of sorts, as if to offer some proof to back up the statement. his touch a gentle one, maybe surprisingly so. ❛ snapped the last one a few days ago … ❜ a shrug, then something that only barely resembles the attempt at what could be called a shy smile. ❛ i’d appreciate that. ❜

A hand ran through illumi's hair one more time before he improvised a hairband with his aura. The pink, elastic nen made for a pretty good hairband (as expected, he didn't doubt himself - or his aura - when put to such mundane uses), and he took a moment to admire the rare sight it was to see Illumi with such colors.

He let the hair fall on one of the other's shoulders, fingers still playing with the ends of it in a twisting motion. "That's no problem. ♦ " Chest pressed against the other's back as he leaned forward, feeling Illumi’s breathe on his own face as they were just inches away as a result. Hisoka leaned into his touch. "I'm sure we can both heat up together. ♥ "

#needlemask #gives you some glasses it's okay i got you

don't betray my 「 TRUST」 like that :(

“Trust?♦” Head tilts, chin lifted slightly upward; the corner of lips twitched upwards and a low hum reverberated in his throat. A four of hearts was firmly held between fingers, his middle finger pressing downward the edge that had been used to slit so many throats in the past. “I thought you’d be more careful than that.♥”

#dioblikal #ic; flimsy lies.#What Trust :)

needlemask:

❛ i don’t trust you holding anything remotely sharp so close to my eyes. ❜ an honest man, he is ——— it would be a whole different thing if he was the one doing it, at least illumi knows himself to have dexterous & precise hands. ❛ ah, promise ? ❜ not that it’d make any difference / but he still tries his best to stay still all the same. ❛ didn’t know putting on makeup took this long … ❜

"You hurt me. I would never dare to hurt such pretty eyes. ♥ " With the lack of change in his tone, it's hard to discern how much truth there is in that statement. Maybe the brief, soft rub in Illumi's chin by his thumb was a hint? -- or maybe his sly smile was? "Promise." He applies the eyeliner, skilfully defining the unique shape of Illumi's eyes with swift movements. "Now you see why I can't pick up the phone in the morning. ♣ "

#needlemask #trust me illumi :^) i would never hurt you haha #accidentally stabs

gives him a brand new set of poker themed earrings

THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL, ILLUMI-- wait, why are they beeping.

#needlemask #ooc; crack.#i'm sick and tired of you trying to get me to wear your tracking devices

dioblikal:

❛ It would be a waste of your talent if you were to oppose I, DIO, here. ❜ Five fourths of a century has come and gone. Dio Brando has been the target of a fair share of bloodlust in those years — most notably for revenge, for glory, less frequently for gold; the more palpable it is, the clearer the incentive, is what he has observed. Humans are less themselves when they are dying to kill. The times have changed, and the people, with it, he supposes. Certainly there was no such eccentricity as this person in his era that he knew of, wherein the thirst — for blood? It doesn’t fit quite right — seemed to be who they were and all they were past the saccharine smile. What is it? What is it? WHAT IS IT?

The mild aggravation of not being able to decipher this mystery of a human is fuel enough for him to activate his newly-acquired ability: with the flow of time disrupted for everyone but him, it is easy to stride over so he is now behind the other, sliding one of those poker cards into his grasp as he does it. Two seconds. Time resumes.

❛ What is your objective? ❜ he continues nonchalantly, a pretense of being engrossed in scrutinizing the card.

@udatus

He is someone seen as something beyond human by his peers, he knows this, and he's feared as a monster people fear to classify in the same species as them in rejection to the darkness in themselves. But, as strong of nen-genius as he might be, the rash disruption of the movements he would've been able to see had this just been a question of incredible speed does leave him speechless.

So, there is a moment of surprise; eyes losing their usual sly narrow, widening slightly upon sensing and hearing their presence behind him. Head turns slightly, eyes sliding to their corners, golden pupils fixed on this being that who managed to become more and more intriguing with every second from the moment Hisoka laid his attention on their presence.

“Oh, I am a just a tourist, here to see the attractions. ♥ ” He lays his gaze on the poker card that had, somehow, left his grasp. “Will you show me a trick? ♦ ”

#dioblikal #za warudo vs za thirsto fight of the century

needlemask:

opaque gaze redirects towards the general direction of clawed hand holding dark tresses, then almost immediately moves back down as the realization that there’s no curtain of hair to interfere with his immediate visual field hits —— ah, guess he’s gotten quite used to the mishaps of having such a long mane … he hadn’t even realized for a moment there. ❛ oh. thank you, ❜ he says, voice so quiet that it almost seems embarrassed. was that an honest display of kindness ? is that something hisoka is even capable of ? odd. quite odd indeed. ❛ i see. must be because of those clothes you’re wearing. maybe you should change. ❜ it doesn’t really occur to him that mayhaps he should be offering some sort of help in that regard.

That response was the most predictable, coming from someone as him, but Hisoka still whined as if it was sane of him to expect anything else from Illumi at this point. "Or you could warm me up. ♠ " Fingers play with the ends of Illumi's hair, wrapping fingers on hair to then softy pull downwards. Such thin, soft hair; it was impossible to get them tangled within. "But if you want to see me changing, that's not too bad, neither. ♥ " He knows the way his expression changes will go unnoticed at Illumi, just like it has too many times in the past, but that never really stopped him.

Wasn't the definition of insanity to do something over and over and always expect different results?

"Do you have any hairband?" He asks, but quickly adds, "I could make you one with bungee gum. ♦ "

#needlemask #just google yourself and you'll See #you blind ho

@needlemask

“You’re quite twitchy today. ♠ ” Grip tightens ever so slightly around Illumi’s chin, holding the eyeliner. “Don’t worry, I won’t stab you. ♦ ”

#needlemask #it was either leaving the sentence like that or writing 'them big old eyes'.#rping is hard

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