rip in pip

my names teresa im 19 and i just want to sleep all the time (she/her)

[memewhore]

[mjalti]

and all this time… here I’ve been trying to eat the bell, like a dumbass,

[slavery]

I dip my dick into my ginger ale ask me why

[unown]

hm….why

[slavery]

none of your business

[unown]

[backdoorteenmom]

How do people with androids buy music is there a cassette/floppy disk port they stick it in

[givenchyfloss-blog]

they use google play music.

[backdoorteenmom]

Idk what that is but I think we should send prayers and positive energy their way

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

Ant-Man joining the Avengers like

[ficcyshit]

This is Black Panther, too, man.

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

Nah this Black Panther joining the Avengers

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMFAAAAAOOOOO OMFG

[eroscestlavie]

i know the thor fandom likes to paint loki as the bitchy fashion sibling because it’s so easy but let’s look at the FACTS here ladies….thor:

1.had a godmode reveal in his first movie that involved him transforming into a cool outfit like an anime magical girl 

2. took time to blow-dry his hair on the avengers plane while everyone was fighting each other 

3. was and continues to be the first one to call loki out on his clothing & grooming choices (”you dress like a witch” “your helmet looks like a cow” “looks a little less greasy than i remember him” etc)

4. wore that slutty poncho in the dark world for no reason 

5. the age of ultron outfit. u know the one. with the blazer…and the ponytail

6. dragged hulk’s interior decor for filth in ragnarok 

7. cried while getting a haircut like he was a 18-year-old girl receiving a traumatic makeover on america’s text top model 

thor is the fashion sibling..accept the truth 

[malefeministthor]

[comprecation-deactivated2014071]

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[two2ds]

today a kid charged his i phone in the projector outlet

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[heateron]

me: hmm i wonder what’s bob dylan up to

bob:

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

she thought she killed they asses💀💀😭

[hudlion]

This some straight up charlie chaplin stunting

[jayce]

[realmymelody]

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

[ufogirl98]

im b0red someone talk to me on twitter @ gothbitxh

[solitaryqueen]

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

[unclefather]

very polite

[animatedtext]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

[antigothesis]

Teen: *gets a job*

“I GOT THE JOB!”

Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family