911 brainrot era

hann/22/she/they/in my swiftie era

[wiserteriaoverbarefeet]

bonus:

[thepittmemes]

[maureen2musings]

Struck, NYC

@dantvusa

[chosominous]

[thepittmemes]

whitsantos friendship!!!

[little-mouse-dennis]

Dennis loves his boyfriends, he really does, but there’s one thing that he can’t stand.

They’re trying to make him into a passenger princess

He can’t fucking stand it. He loves driving. Honestly, he’s been doing it since he was old enough to understand that a moving object could hurt if you drive it into someone

Growing up on the farm, he learned how to use the equipment early. Everyone did

It wasn’t unusual to see an eight-year-old whipping the mower around, and then one year later, they’re operating the tractor all by themselves

It was just the way things worked. It helped lighten the load on everyone else

Dennis absolutely loved being in control while driving. It put his mind at ease. He didn't need to focus that much as he drove; it's like he went into a trance sometimes, relying on muscle memory to drive around

Little does he know, the only reason why they’re doing this is that he gets road rage easily, and they’re afraid one day he's just gonna say ‘fuck it’ and crash into someone out of vengeance

They’re scared of his driving

Dennis thinks he’s an angel. This is not true

[nzm-yapping]

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

the idea of dennis not really having any girl friends when he was younger and also growing up with only brothers so sometimes trinity says stuff and he's like 😦 what. like he makes her laugh really hard and she's like "oh my god huckleberry, stop making me laugh or i'm gonna pee" and he's like what the fuck do you mean

[hrast-ika]

having a lot of feelings about this one :') something about him sleeping with his backpack in the first one (zipped up) and in the second one leaving the backpack on the ground (unzipped)

[officialpenisenvy]

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash

[motherofcatsandmess]

Return of the privates

[perfectimprecision]

lesbianism at its finest

[dude-who-likes-dudes]

I cannot be trusted as a little spoon I WILL be grinding my ass into your crotch

[weaponised--soul]

[jesterlesbian]

All The Things She Said featuring Amber Glenn and Lena Lemon | Heated Rivalry

[soothenerves]

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

[peskyfirefly]

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.