old soul

"Here's to alcohol; the rose coloured glasses of life." - F. Scott Fitzgerald.James Parker, 21, bartender.

[ughffsjames]

[darcyofc-deactivated20150529]

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

[ughffsjames]

Making a new friend is never a bad thing.

[darcyofc-deactivated20150529]

Oh, no, I work here. I’m a waitress.

[ughffsjames]

Oh, so I'll presumably be seeing more of you, then.

[darcyofc-deactivated20150529]

Whatever. I’m Kamryn. Who are you?

[ughffsjames]

James, I'm a bartender here but I can help you with anything you may need. Are you a guest?

[darcyofc-deactivated20150529]

Yeah, an accident that could’ve given me second degree burns and a coffee stained fifty dollar shirt.

[ughffsjames]

It wouldn't have given you second degree burns unless it was currently still being boiled, and I would've paid for another, promise.

[fckolivia-deactivated20140906]

You’re very welcome. I have no clue and I don’t even want to think about what would happen. Let’s just both cross our fingers and hope it’s just a cut.

[ughffsjames]

Yeah. Should we go now or do you have to finish a shift?

[cyrataheri]

It’s freezing and I’m in need of some hot chocolate. 

[ughffsjames]

Lucky for you that I'm the best at making it.

[gdinatalia]

Oh… I’m… I’m sorry… I didn’t see you there.

[ughffsjames]

It's alright, doesn't matter. Consider it forgotten.

[watmikey-deactivated20141012]

All right. I’ll sleep in a little bit, but I’ll stay away from all booze. Why should you be encouraging me?

[ughffsjames]

I'm a bartender. It's usually my job to get you drunk, but it's also my job to look after you, to be fair.

[darcyofc-deactivated20150529]

Hey, watch it! This coffee is hot, and this shirt is expensive!

[ughffsjames]

Jesus, take it easy, love. It was an accident.

[fckolivia-deactivated20140906]

Anything for you, babe. I was never really squeamish with these things, but I’m still taking you to a doctor.

[ughffsjames]

Thank you. What do you think'll happen if it's infected?

[ughffsjames]

jaiden-jones:

This is true, but it sadly kinda comes with the job.

A hazard of the profession that you don't expect.

[emmahealyfc-deactivated20141223]

We really should, though I think it will be a bit hard to take people from all the snowboarding and everything cool outside.

[ughffsjames]

Hey, who cares about being cold when you can be warm inside with a bunch of people who could be friends?

[ughffsjames]

[ughffsjames]

[emmahealyfc-deactivated20141223]

Well that is the best way to make your job the best! Oh really then I will have to get some from you.

[ughffsjames]

Yeah, I'll have to do that. I think we should definitely make this fort thing happen, though.

[ughffsjames]

jaiden-jones:

  You stop fights that means you’re bound to maybe be assaulted.

But they aren't supposed to be started with assaulting me!