[becherdireinen]

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

[shangheists]

well if you close your eyes

[thehighheroine]

[poyzn]

Quick and simple lifehacks.

[pi-la]

[kingofthehillcaps]

[kingofthehillcaps]

[klobbaklanks]

[glitterweave]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

[nightcrawler-fan]

CHANGE YOUR NAME JEFF

[artsyolivia]

[wearingmystripes]

my body’s check engine light is on

[disneyfilms]

Lady and the Tramp (1955)

[sailor-moon-reacts]

Sailor Moon has been talking about the realest shit since the 90’s…

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[dragon-familiar]

Doc Ock when he saw Tom Holland’s Spider-Man instead of Tobey

[kristina100000]

obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping

[final-girls]

catholicism was only invented so that lady gaga could write judas and then film the music video

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey