ugly noises coming from the third floor

20 something qveermo. he/him/his latinx, sour, not a man, the caliginous night, excellent at alienating friends and acquaintances,smutty,spiders where my genitals should be, it's obvious, you're equal but different, cello, wish i was taller

[ecka]

[muddingseason]

[executionerbarbie]

interviewer: “so why do you think you’re an asset to the company?”

me: “well as you can see here in my portfolio, I have a screenshot of a 100k note post on tumblr about my sugar daddy buying me a fly costume” 

interviewer: “holy fuck you’re hired” 

[mioxenoblade]

Don’t make fun of people with stds. Don’t use stds as a joke or insult. Don’t call people with stds “gross.” I don’t fucking care who it is don’t fucking do that shit.

[uglynoises]

as it turns out my entire interpersonal life can be described as some sort of nightmare cocktail of bpd and autism

[uglynoises]

Me: *complains about everything loudly and dramatically*

Someone: stop feeling sorry for yourself and just do something about it

Me: actually self pity is kind of my thing so if you don't mind..... ..

[uglynoises]

nt: have you tried to ignore your illness?

me: jokes on you chum, this ain't an illness it's a lifestyle

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

“What do you mean the cast isn’t diverse?”

[appleiic]

are you a depeche mode gay goth, or a the cure gay goth

[youcantfuckosmosisjones]

OBSCURE CARTOON PORNO = NEUTRAL EVIL

OBSCURE CARTOON INCREDIBLY EARNEST GAY SHIPPING = CHAOTIC GOOD

[uglynoises]

lol 2 ppl who expect me not to be wasted, mean, and goth at every show

[zashto]

[antipahtico]

Queen of Swords ~ Marco Nizzoli

[shittyidea]

Amazon Lime… it’s exactly like Amazon except everything you purchase is replaced with a lime

[whiteshellgirl]

[uglynoises]

mostly i’m the gremlins, but now i get to be the pilot

bully for me

[rainedragon]

Kera issue 38, November 2001

[conthia]

[ebayclowns]

who is this clown? why are they sealed away? 

Tricko The Hateful, original founding member of the Tricklords, a Wisefool Clique Collective of some repute (for being fuckers). back in the seventies, Good Old Bad Old T.T.H had two of its wisdom-engorged head-tendrils sliced off in its sleep, by treacherous fellow trick-mongers. the reason for this mutiny is generally agreed to be Tricko’s controversial policies on fingers, toes and other digits. it looked to ban them outright from all club-owned property, and is suspected to have had a phalangelless hand in the creation of the Stubtypes, a homegrown faction originally meant to serve as lab assistants, or possibly surrogate children. Tricko is currently on display in the club smoking room, where the current roster of Tricklords regularly meet for a glass of tears and a spirited debate about the hot new magical techniques. every evening at 6 a mysterious vapour is pumped into the cage of energy that holds their former leader, who could easily escape but is actually living its dream lifestyle.