"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Doug Jones
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Color Me Curious
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@theartofmadeline
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
KIROKAZE
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#extradirty
todays bird
if i look back, i am lost
Product Placement
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year
And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”
Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.
Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries
By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast
MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat
MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right
MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great
MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great
MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls
MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree
MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land
MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are
MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in
MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for
MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire
Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website
Sirius Black + Text Posts
*sigh* why am I better than everyone
Never forget it is perfectly okay to change the way you identify when you find better terms.
People getting tanned, toned, and ready for summer and I’m over here like
Anders Rokkum
Zdzisław Beksiński
Henrik Uldalen.
Frederick Hart, Ex Nihilo Tympanum (detail)
Jean-Baptiste Carpeaux, ‘Ugolino and his Sons’ (1865–67)
This makes me mad BC I would have put them differently BUT IT ALSO MAKES ME HAPPY BC IT IS FUNNY
ばなにゃ
question
what the fuck is leo the lion and why can’t i find anything about it on youtube
the subtitles are just a part of the movie and they’re always different from the spoken dialogue
there isn’t even any spoken line here they just wrote this in
the subtitles arent even the weirdest part tho?? like
I dont have enough screencaps to really show how crazy this movie is but yeah
seriously if you have Netflix watch it
Other notable points:
There’s basically no background???
At one point there’s a really loud unexplained midi horn noise and I don’t know why
The narrator seems really out of place like he talks 24/7 in scenes that clearly should have quiet??
They are NOT lying the subtitles are like a completely different script, including paraphrasing and name changes, almost all of which matches up better with the lips than the current audio
Some background monkeys have rasta hats on… it is neither addressed nor explained
The proportions are so weird… it makes me feel unclean all the lions are so unbalanced and sharp and lanky
vaguely sexual elephant cuddling
“that night was filled with…(sultry voice shift) such promise”
elephant wife calls elephant husband daddy
villain elephant is accompanied by radical public-domain guitar tunes
newborn babies can speak full sentences
One motherfucker doing the extra voice in the jungle fire scene is so disinterested in comparison to the rest, i feel his pain, he is me
Antelope suggests they will be safe in The Heart Of The Jungle ™ when the jungle is completely on fire
There’s a song at one point did I mention that
The antelope has dentures, no this is never explained either
I swear to god the voice of the elephant twins is so familiar who is it
ITS FUCKKKI N G DEBI DERRYBERRY
IM ONLY 40 MINUTES IN WH Y IS THER MROE
ITS FROM 2013 AND YET I CAN FIND NEXT TO NOTHING ON IT LIKE ANYWHERE???
Watching this now
Someone watch this w/me
