Very Moist

Gender? I hardly know her!

[queencalico]

[narwhalsarefalling]

this was the image i was trying to send btw

[galladegamer]

[frottinq]

holy shit

[judgejudyofficial]

[nem23]

[tender-and-moist]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

[thatonelazyumsomething]

[cryptotheism]

Decided to check up on how /pol/ was handling the debate

This goes on for hundreds of posts

[gaybichon]

community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[miscbones]

[reslake]

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

[reslake]

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

[whats-a-bear]

naming my daughter Rum &

hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me

[effemimaniac]

Rum & The Eyeless One

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[0x4468c7a6a728]

Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

[creepymutelilbugger]

[omgtsn]

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

[redheartgrenade]

its just played backwards

[xeppeli]

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

[redheartgrenade]

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

[xeppeli]

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a gt t t agt t t a aca t gat. t a a ; a act t’ cg a aca. t ca gat. t a a a a a ?

Closest match: Tenthredo distinguenda genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Small wasp-sawfly

(image source)

[necrowyrm]

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

[gayweedanimal]

[deluminator]

my mom is rly gonna love this poem

[tender-and-moist]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

i'm in a heavy-handed indie game about consumerism and taylor swift fans are walking around saying "i love Food Restaurant! Food Restaurant so gets me!" meanwhile food restaurant looks like this: