nokonytt

he was such a callipygian behemoth that I felt an intense jealousy, and had no choice but to defenestrate him

[distractful]

My "stay in bed all day" game too strong

[zenvdaya]

[iliacl]

PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY: a mix for icarus, history’s greatest downfall

“guy’s i’m gonna get so hella tanned” — icarus, probably

breaking free high school musical 

i believe i can fly r kelly 

defying gravity wicked 

wind beneath my wings bette midler 

here comes the sun the beatles 

timber pitbull feat. ke$ha 

drop it like it’s hot snoop dogg feat. pharrell williams 

it’s raining men the weather girls

{ listen }

[thegethwarden-deactivated201503]

this is literally the most hilarious mix i have every seen im crying help

[uh-er-elle]

Me in May: this is gonna be the best summer ever

Me in June: *wakes up at 3 PM next to a bag of potato chips*

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[greenteainthedark]

Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is The Lightning Bolt

Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is Grover

Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Am I

Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is Daedalus

Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is Luke

Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is My Boyfriend (part 1)

Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is My Boyfriend (part 2)

Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is My Mother

Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is The Exit

Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is Gaia

also  

Annabeth Chase and Where The Fuck Is My Cousin

[memeterprise-deactivated2014112]

wrecked

[lapt0pp]

guides to life

[glassvoices]

how to write a resume

how to protect your home against break-ins

effortlessly earn cash from polls online

reasons to take a foreign language

harsh truths

questions to ask in an interview

getting an apartment

list of jobs based on social interaction levels

long distance relationships: how to stay in contact

how to find a college

marriage

how to ask for a recommendation letter

how to choose a college major

what to do if your wallet is stolen/lost

budgeting

how to write a cover letter

how to handle a phone interview

how to get a copy of your birth certificate

first-time flying tips

how to ask a good question

[biminie]

Miraculous Ladybug Timeline (COMPLETE)

Because a kids cartoon has taken over my life, and I love it.

 *some of the episodes positions on the timeline are based on speculation

BEWARE THE SPOILERS FROM NOW ON

This is how I think the chronogical order of episodes is:

And this is why I put every episode where it is (sorry that it turned into a 27 slides powerpoint)

Okay, that’s it! This is probably the logest meta post I have ever done! If someone finds some inaccurancies just tell me (but politely), I am open to correct mistakes and such!

Also, I’ll tag my ladybug friends who may be interested @nubriema (27 slides PP I told u!) @zoetekohana @joyfulotaku

[stability]

[weloveshortvideos]

[excima]

this is so funny

[kenxoxmusic]

THIS IS SOMETHING I WOULD DO

[tayismom]

The fucking water tho

[rokeyalovestay]

HAHA

[aaronellas]

lunartics network challenge / week 6: favourite quote

“Captain?“ “Cress.” She couldn’t not say it,although she realized he was right.It was sort of scary.Much scarier than it had been the first time she’d told him,out in the desert.It was different now.It was real. “I’m in love with you.” He chuckled. “I should hope so,after all that.” He leaned forward and pressed a kiss against her temple. “And I love you too.”

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[my-tears-are-not-ornaments]

Microwave for like 30sec till butter is like water Melty melty

[haxyr3]

Conditional Sentences

Russian conditional sentences work slightly differently compared to English:

Things that actually happen: E: If [something in the present], I [something in the present] If I drink coffee at night, I don’t sleep well. R: Если я пью кофе на ночь, я плохо сплю. (If + Present Imperfective, Present Imperfective) Option: Если я выпью кофе на ночь, я буду плохо спать (If + Future Perfective, Future Imperfective). These two options (with present and with future) are completely interchangeable.

Things that will happen in the future if conditions apply: E: If I drink coffee tonight, I won’t sleep well. In English, the if-part is in the Present. In Russian, both parts are in the Future: R: Если я выпью на ночь кофе, я не засну / я буду плохо спать. The if-part is perfective here, but it works for both type-1 and type-2 sentences. Russian doesn’t differentiate here unlike English.

Imaginary/ unreal situations in the present or future: E: If I drank coffee tonight I wouldn’t sleep well. R: Если бы я выпил (выпила) кофе на ночь, я бы плохо спал (спала). Note: Both parts of the Russian conditional sentence is in the Past and contain бы (=would).

Imaginary or unreal situation in the Past: E: If I had drunk coffee last night, I wouldn’t have slept well. R: Если бы я вчера вечером выпил кофе, я бы плохо спал. Technically, type 3 and type 4 are the same, only “last night” - вчера вечером - indicate the Past.

[anahi1710-blog]

Third Conditional

No possibility

The first conditional and second conditionals talk about the future. With the third conditional we talk about the past. We talk about a condition in the past that did not happen. That is why there is no possibility for this condition. The third conditional is also like a dream, but with no possibility of the dream coming true.

If clause                              Main clause

If + Past Perfect tense      would/could/might + have + past participle

If I had won the lottery,      I would have traveled around the world.

We can use the Third Conditional to talk about ‘impossible’ conditions, impossible because they are in the past and we cannot change what has happened.

Notice that the main clause can contain 'would’, 'could’ or 'might.

Examples:

If I hadn’t been so busy, I could have helped you.

[anahi1710-blog]

Second Conditional

Unreal possibility or dream

The second conditional is like the first conditional. We are still thinking about the future. We are thinking about a particular condition in the future, and the result of this condition. But there is not a real possibility that this condition will happen. 

If clause                    Main clause

If + Past Simple                 would / could / might + verb

If I won the lottery,         I would travel around the world.

Note the form ‘If I were you’ which is often used to give advice.

Note that the main clause can contain 'would’ 'could’ or 'might.

Note that the 'If clause’ can contain the past simple or the past continuous

Examples:

If they were thinking of selling, I would want to buy.

If I were you, I would buy that car.

If I were in Brazil, I would go to Rio de Janeiro.

[anahi1710-blog]

First Conditional

Real possibility

We are talking about the future. We are thinking about a particular condition or situation in the future, and the result of this condition. There is a real possibility that this condition will happen.

If clause                               Main clause

If + Present tense               will / can / may / must + verb

If it rains today,                   I’ll stay at home

Notice that we are thinking about a future condition. 

We use WILL + base verb to talk about the possible future result. The important thing about the first conditional is that there is a real possibility that the condition will happen. 

Examples:

If it rains today, I’ll stay at home.

I will tell Mary if I see her.