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[uhmguysiatetheconch]

updated intro post 7/13/26 👀

UHMGUYSIATETHECONCH...RETURNS

Hi I'm Zach!! (Despite everything saying Zachary, it is actually short for Zechariah, which is the name my parents came up with🤔) shh it's secretly not my real name but what I go by online

I'm a he (They is ok but I prefer he 💥)

Minor,, don't be weird or im gonna have to send the flies after u

Adults can follow me, but please don't engage in conversation outside of fandom spaces (ex: talking in dms, discord, etc)

Rn my Main fandom is lotf, I've been involved with the community for 4 months, but joined the fandom in early October!

Literally Ralph if he was an American teenager

My personality type is ENFP-T yeah

I do theater, scholarsbowl, and planning on forensics.

I am extremely intelligent, despite how i act online. do not baby me, you can engage in educated conversation, I will understand. I hate being babied, treat me like you would treat anyone else.

Ass-mar victim 😔 /j

I do have dyscalculia, so get rid of those numbers I hate them bro

ADHD is my number one opp I HATE HAVING THAT STUFF VRO!!!!💥💥

Christian, Jesus I luv u twin 🥹

I usually disappear for awhile on Sundays bc of church activities yur🔥

DNI- homophobes, transphobes, racists, ableist, pro-life converters, pro-ice, pro-trump, maga, darkshippers/proshippers, etc

if I don't like you or you give off weird vibes ur getting blocked

DO NOT TRY TO CONVERT MY BELIEFS OR CHANGE MY OPINIONS UNLESS THEY ARE MORALLY OR ETHICALLY WRONG. You can inform me, I will be respectful, but don't try to change me

I love debating and analyzing things

i am very empathetic so I can be very annoying if I know you and am worried.

Studying psychology bc I wanna go into child therapy 🔥

I do have some trauma relating to sexual harassment. Please don't talk abt these topics too much around me.

yur I like tone tags bc I can't tell when ppl are joking

I grew up very sheltered and conservative, I am changing as a person and trying to be better. Please let me know if I do anything offensive, I will correct it and apologize. How I was raised is not an excuse, but I hope you can understand why I act the way I do. I'm still learning please be patient.

I get very excited sometimes, please ignore that I have no filter and say weird things, trust me im more weirded out than you😔

I have a brother who's 12, and a sister who is 22.

My best friends are H and Ave( from school), but my overall best friend is @/bean-of-steel

MY BLOGS 🔥

@zachs-inherent-evil (vent/ rant blog, my trauma that was mentioned above goes into more detail there.)

@island-archive BLOG RUN BY ME AND MY FRIENDS ABT OUR RPS AND STUFF

@ralphcantthinkofahandle ralph rp blog for my au

@lotf-public-pool-theory POOL THEORY..(I need to update pool theory don't slime me tooth)

@caseys-cranny-lotf MY OC BLOG A

@crows-caw-lotf CORBIN MY OTHER OC

AND IM AN EMPLOYEE @lotf-zoo

TAGS I USE

#zach can talk??? , #zach this is why no one likes you , and #zach shut up are tags I use when yapping yur

#zach liveblogs when I liveblog things

#zach reblogs🥹 tag i always forget when reblogging

[uhmguysiatetheconch]

Due to popular demand (I'm indecisive) I'm becoming uhmguysiatetheconch again

[iiralphii]

Yall need to leave aleisha tf alone.

Yall need to leave all the poc minors in this fandom the fuck alone. This is actual harassment.

blackwashing isn't real, stop getting pissy over it. These people are calling out yr racist bullshit and yr getting mad?? Says alot. If you were to say the shit you're saying to them to someone irl, you would get your ass beat. Get off the internet. Go open up your history book, and fuck off.

[beatrixie12]

I was on Pinterest last week and this got recommend to me to buy and I started genuinely tweaking out

[iiralphii]

is this tuff

[uhmguysiatetheconch]

Chapter 2 of my fic out now...

Here

[uhmguysiatetheconch]

writing my friends into my fanfic ok yay

[iiralphii]

"Ralph got mad over everything-he was so annoyin-"

SHUT UP. HOT TAKE HERE, IF ANYTHING RALPH SHOULD BE MORE MAD. JACK PUT HIMSELF AND HUNTING OVER PRIORITY (WHICH IS THE FIRE)CAUSING THEM NOT TO GET RESCUED.RALPH WAS DISRESPECTED, BLATANTLY IGNORED, AND GOT A HALF ASS APOLOGY IN EARLIER CHAPTERS FROM JACK WHENEVER JACK DID SOMETHING TO HIM. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIW JACK TREATED HIM LATER ON. THE REASON EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT IS BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD LISTEN TO RALPH. RALPH SHOULD MORE MAD. IF YOU GENUINELY THINK HE WAS OVERREACTING IM GONNA GET YOU GDHSNSNBDBE

[uhmguysiatetheconch]

WTF IS WRONG WITH MY EYE

ITS LIKE BLOODSHOT

WTD WTF WTF HUH

GENUINELY CONCERNED

HELP

[uhmguysiatetheconch]

butchering my hair bc it's summer and if I fuck it up no one will see me

[uhmguysiatetheconch]

ok my brunette era is over

going blonde hurrah

[uhmguysiatetheconch]

Wow I've been here for a year

💥💥💥

[satan-offical]

just because white boy wasn't boy at birth doesn't make him any less of white boy

[uhmguysiatetheconch]

forgot to post this but I think it's rlly funny

so I was taken off of track for "health complications" (I'm fine)

but I was still allowed to compete in track and field day.

There were 5-7 other schools, I can't remember exactly.

anyways, I won 1st or 2nd in every event I competed in.

im doing track again next year and the school I'm going to was competing against us.

genuinely lmao🥹

[uhmguysiatetheconch]

GUYS I MADE RALPH FROM THE GREEN DAY JALPH IMAGE LOOK

[ask-the-choir]

Hi Maurice!

Do you by chance have any pictures of Roger smiling? Or is that just something that has never happened before?

maurice: it’s old, but my mom kept it for whatever reason. im not even in it, it was before i joined the choir. it’s all we’ve got, though.

[uhmguysiatetheconch]

@sh33p12345 LOOK

[choirbudgie-deactivated20260522]

so THIS happened.

+ ralger yuri as jdveronica yay

[uhmguysiatetheconch]

@raidermorgue @toothintheeyesurgery

GUYS LOOK