Adventures of the Choir

Lotf choir ask blog! asks open :)

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⊹ ࣪ ˖ welcome to the ask lotf choir!

members:

Jack Merridew (Tenor)

Roger Volkov (Baritone)

Simon Cortés (Tenor)

Maurice Bellomo (Baritone)

Robert Sánchez (Bass)

Bill Borg (Bass)

Harold Miracle (Tenor)

Wilfred Lucio (Baritone)

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Roger roger, let down your hair!

roger: it’s annoying. it constantly gets in my eyes if i don’t tie it up. i’m still not going to cut it any shorter, it pisses my mom off every time she sees it. i love raising the blood pressure of a middle aged lady because my hair touches my shoulders.

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Bill, how do you feel about all of the choir?

bill: i should have run while i still had time. don’t tell them, but i do think they’re like a little family for me. it’s like going to hang out with your family after school, then going home to your real family. two can’t hurt, it’s double the christmas gifts.

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Any Crushes On All Of Your Minds?

(For Anon Thank You For Feeding The Shippers...)

maurice: i- um- it’s kind of complicated! that’s all!

simon: a lot of us are too busy with choir to consider romantic relationships! i personally can’t imagine myself in one… but that doesn’t stop some choir members from having crushes :)

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has any of the other boys tried/thought about getting a job too? Even just babysitting! I know jack loves nagging crying babies

maurice: simon watches percival for money sometimes, and he’s made percival obsessed with becoming a choir member when he’s old enough. i think it’s so cute how he’s inspiring people to join!!

roger: jack hasn’t worked a day in his life and i doubt he ever will.

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Do the choir boys ever hang out not during school or choir practice??? Or are they all buddies outside of it??? Or do some pick to ingore eachother when they aren't in uniform?

simon: robert works at a diner a few blocks down! he has to run from practice to work, but it’s where all of us spend a lot of our time when we aren’t in school or at church!

maurice: i get free fries because robert likes me best!

jack: false.

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I'm sorry if I may sound rude or offensive, please do educate me if this is something I shouldn't joke about, but...

What kind of name combo is Bill Borg, bruh😂✌️ gotta be one of the dumbest name combos I've ever heard, sounds like a name you'd give to a cartoon character that people don't take seriously (no offense, I love cartoons)

Your parents did you dirty by naming you Bill, I'm genuinely crying

bill: my parents are both immigrants, and i think they wanted me to blend in with a british first name. i don’t know, my dad named me. i don’t really talk to him all that much, he’s kind of busy with work, so i have no clue why he picked it. if i had taken my moms maiden name, i would’ve been Bill Pérez.

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Roger, have you thought about going blonde?

roger: i went through a phase of dying the front of my hair. blond, red, purple, pretty much anything i could get my hands on. i don’t want to go back to it anytime soon, the upkeep was a bitch.

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Hi Maurice!

Do you by chance have any pictures of Roger smiling? Or is that just something that has never happened before?

maurice: it’s old, but my mom kept it for whatever reason. im not even in it, it was before i joined the choir. it’s all we’ve got, though.

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oh nooo!!! whatever shall i do... i got diagnosed with a disease and the only thing that can cure it is if a certain c sharp singing boy and a certain diary owner get close and kiss.... or yeah i'll just die. yeah. april fools!

jack: do we know anyone with a diary?

maurice: not since we were little kids. HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!!!

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Roger, yes or no.

Pfft…no reason…just answer.

simon: you need to be more optimistic! what if they asked you if you wanted a million dollars?

roger: judging by questions we’ve been asked, that was not going to be it.

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How do y'all feel about Jimon? 😼 Just wondering.

simon: well, i think we would be kind of cool if we were morphed into one person! kind of like the ultimate choir and preacher! i just think we’d look a little funny…

jack: yeah, that’s not what jimon means. good try, si.

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Simon, have you thought about going blonde?

simon: i think my dad would kill me if i dyed my hair… he likes that i look like my mom!

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the (semi) return of ask the choir has arrived! ask box is open and questions will start to be answered once more

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thank you for 100 (+ 3) followers!!!!! kind of crazy that the antics of the choir have garnered such a following, thank you all so much!!!

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So, if Jack got Romeo, who got the other roles (Juliet, Friar Lawrence, Mercutio, Tybalt etc.)?

jack: they cast mercutio as a girl. something about the program not having enough male auditions to fill out all the roles. we won’t know who gets cast as juliet until tomorrow, since they stagger out the male and female auditions. roger was supposed to audition too

roger: oops.

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Jack, have you thought about going blonde?

jack: my hair is what makes me a merridew. id be ruining it by going blonde. plus, blonde people are all ugly, that’s a known fact.

bill: :(