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hello hi. pfp by @godhimself69420

[bgm05]

[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

[dirtreally]

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[8akesale]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[lessrthanthree]

[crabussy]

Why do kiwis have such massive fucking eggs “it’s because they are related to ostriches and-“ yeah ok but like why didn’t they evolve smaller eggs if I was in charge I would do that shit pronto. Thoughts?

their big eggs are actually that size for a similar reason to human babies having massive heads!! being bigger at birth can be important.

kiwi are trying SO HARD to become mammals. fur-like feathers, whisker-like feathers, little beady eyes, nocturnal, great sense of smell.... that's basically a mammal!! they're well suited for life on the forest floor.

their big eggs work alongside these adaptations to give them a leg up in the bird world. their young hatch already feathered! they're precocial, which means they're born with the ability to open their eyes and move around. like foals.

big egg = more powerful offspring from the get-go. babies don't need to spend precious time vulnerable while they develop on the ground when they've already done all that in the egg!

(unfortunately, with the introduction of mammals to aotearoa, these adaptations are a little less useful...)

[nothingimportantanywhere]

Important addition: baby kiwi come out of the egg looking like they've come out of a shower with a hangover

[assortedinsanities]

They look like one of the downsides of emerging from an egg fully formed is how aware you are off just having come out on egg. First minute alive, already dealing with some fucking experience.

[reanimateobjects]

[despazito]

[hiveswap]

a woman in the body doubling discord suddenly said "hey, you with the diamond [emoji didnt show up for me] in your username, i like your profile photo, is it a duck? or a snail? :)"

and poor guy was like "it's uhmm. it's pregnant clippy from microsoft office"

and the woman was like ok im gonna need a minute. and physically on camera walked out of her room

[animentality]

[flippedroundagain]

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

[clowndykeonabarbiebike]

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

[garlickie]

[ultraluuminary]

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

was playing jackbox with friends in the living room and my mother walks in right as this pops up on screen

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

penis?

🤯

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[pizzaback]

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shaking my head the whole time to show i’m an atheist*

[rslashrats]

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shrugging my shoulders the whole time to show i’m agnostic*

[insomniac-arrest]

*at the Arby’s praying very hard the whole time to show I am Christian*