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[sapropel]

Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

started class today and our first assignment was making a simple tts app. anyways you know what that means

dogshit on purpose

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

my child shedded I am very proud. look how cutieful

before and after

[screenshotsofdespair]

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[bgm05]

[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

[dirtreally]

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[8akesale]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[lessrthanthree]

[crabussy]

Why do kiwis have such massive fucking eggs “it’s because they are related to ostriches and-“ yeah ok but like why didn’t they evolve smaller eggs if I was in charge I would do that shit pronto. Thoughts?

their big eggs are actually that size for a similar reason to human babies having massive heads!! being bigger at birth can be important.

kiwi are trying SO HARD to become mammals. fur-like feathers, whisker-like feathers, little beady eyes, nocturnal, great sense of smell.... that's basically a mammal!! they're well suited for life on the forest floor.

their big eggs work alongside these adaptations to give them a leg up in the bird world. their young hatch already feathered! they're precocial, which means they're born with the ability to open their eyes and move around. like foals.

big egg = more powerful offspring from the get-go. babies don't need to spend precious time vulnerable while they develop on the ground when they've already done all that in the egg!

(unfortunately, with the introduction of mammals to aotearoa, these adaptations are a little less useful...)

[nothingimportantanywhere]

Important addition: baby kiwi come out of the egg looking like they've come out of a shower with a hangover

[assortedinsanities]

They look like one of the downsides of emerging from an egg fully formed is how aware you are off just having come out on egg. First minute alive, already dealing with some fucking experience.

[reanimateobjects]

[despazito]

[hiveswap]

a woman in the body doubling discord suddenly said "hey, you with the diamond [emoji didnt show up for me] in your username, i like your profile photo, is it a duck? or a snail? :)"

and poor guy was like "it's uhmm. it's pregnant clippy from microsoft office"

and the woman was like ok im gonna need a minute. and physically on camera walked out of her room

[animentality]

[flippedroundagain]

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

[clowndykeonabarbiebike]

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo