Mila Rodgers.

"I am me, and if being me means loving you feels right, I wouldn't want to be anyone else."

[uhnomila]

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Ryan Peter Outram. @rykerdnt  ❤️

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[uhnomila]

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my protector, my love, my supporter and my best friend. I love you.

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[rykerdnt]

Because it is….right?

[uhnomila]

It’s not!! It’s fine okay, I’ll deal with it myself without you. All you had to do was just acknowledge it and not be an asshole about it. 

[alnorton]

Alright I’ll try… then again he was asking me if my baby was Dylan’s so… Gosh! He’s so stupid.

[uhnomila]

He is, I give up...on the brightside, it sounds like a little bit of a happy note. The baby, I mean.

[alnorton]

Do you want me to talk to him?

[uhnomila]

Please...

[whosalaska-deactivated20191029]

Well.. you can’t say it’s surprising, babe.

[uhnomila]

I might kill him. 

[rykerdnt]

Wait, hold up, what’s wrong?

[uhnomila]

I’m telling you I’m pregnant and you think it’s a joke!

[rykerdnt]

[uhnomila]

I knew it....

[alnorton]

I’d love to. Not going out well?

[uhnomila]

Nope.

[rykerdnt]

Alright, Ms. Grumpy Pants. I didn’t realize your joke meant that much to you. Um…oh man, you got me good there. Did you know there’s a new burger joint that opened up across the street from my shop? I hear they have, like, old school burgers and milkshakes kind of like the ones off of Grease. How cool does that sound? You wanna go?

[uhnomila]

Ryker, YOU’RE GOING TO BE A FATHER! Waiit.... is this your way of denying it and saying you don’t want it?

[alnorton]

Babe you can hit him with a diaper changer and he still won’t get it!

[uhnomila]

Can you hit him for me...?”

I might kill him.

[rykerdnt]

Why wouldn’t it be? Don’t girls’ periods like sync up or some shit? Mils—that’s such a poorly executed prank. I appreciate the effort, I truly do but I only just found out that Al is pregnant and it was just poor timing. No worries though, you have me to teach you the ropes of a good prank. It might be a long road but we’ve got all the time in the world.

[uhnomila]

Alright, listen. I’ve been having morning sickness for awhile and we’ve both been in denial thinking it was a stomach ache. I took the test, I have the cravings and I know when my body is changing so when I say I’m pregnant. You better believe me when I say I’m pregnant. Do not make me take you to a doctor.

[alnorton]

I’m not the best to say this but he kinda needs to know? I would say he’ll find out eventually but we both know that’s not true. You gotta give him a hand, Mils.

[uhnomila]

Not even saying 9 months without a period gave him a hand. I love him, but he’s slow!

[rykerdnt]

What?

[uhnomila]

Did your body somehow team up with Al’s and decide to take a break or what?

Ryker, that’s not physically possible!

Ryker, I’m pregnant. And if you dare ask if it’s not yours....

[alnorton]

Knowing Ryker he probably will… and say the most stupidest, inappropiate thing ever.

[uhnomila]

So...should I forget it and not tell him?

[rykerdnt]

Oh God—it’s that week already? Mother nature sure is a bitch, huh?

[uhnomila]

No, mother nature didn’t come at all Ry...it’s really late this month. You know, it’d probably be taking a vacation for nine months. 

[rykerdnt]

Mila—that sounds completely disgusting. I think I just threw up in my mouth a ‘lil bit.

[uhnomila]

I’m sure but you know, it’s a craving. A really strong craving that only happens when something big comes out of nowhere.