gregorny @uhohbigspaghet - Tumblr Blog

#we all dumb as shit #we aint got no dang clue whats goin on #confused #uh oh #clueless #lost

You haven't seen everything until you've seen Jesus, on a donkey, on a skateboard

#Jesus #donkey #skateboard #cloisters #new york

Dave Grohl's New Band

#dave grohl #foo fighters #nirvana #flu fighters #sorry that joke was terrible #but it made me laugh for a while in Staples

ohhhhh God

so uh in school I was talking to my Crush™ and he hit his hip on the edge of the lab table and said "OH fuck me" and idk why but I said "no thanks" (good one, that's comedy gold🙃). And he said "it's not like I was offering it to you" and now I'm never leaving the house again

#why am i like this #never leaving my house #crush #embarrasment #someone stop me

This just in: New Jersey calls upon Shaggy to harness the power of the sun, in order to save them from this icy-hell