Nyota Uhura

Lieutenant comunications on the USS Enterprise 37 languages asks 0/10

[uhura-comunications]

OOC/INTRO POST-⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

Hi!! This is an Ask blog for TOS’ Uhura! Mod is a minor so pls keep that in mind.

STUFF YOU CAN + CANT DO

·*᪥࿔ Flirting is okay! Just please do not be nsfw or creepy to me, if you do it over and over again you will be blocked. (ps. She probably won't be in a relationship with anyone but if you're a yume I will make an exception for you guys! Just won't really be canon, sorry!)

·*᪥࿔ Do not make racist jokes about POC or misoginistic jokes, i will dm you about it but if you keep making those jokes you will be blocked.

·*᪥࿔ If you're an RP account (trekkies + nontrekkies) you can interact! But just a warning, if you're from the future she will have NO idea who you are (so interact with her more!)

─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─ I will mostly keep my normal blog apart from this blog so pls dont dm me and ask for my normal one to be moots!

[uhura-comunications]

I have been locked in my quarters for some time now. Life is NOT good 😞!!

[realmrspock]

Hey, i started a jtk blog, didn't notice the existence of yours and the bones blog at first, but was wondering if i could join yall? All good if yall already have a jim involved here

OOC

we do have a jim! but you are welcome to join in the fun if you like anyway.

here are all the blogs in our ecosystem (sorry if i miss anyone!):

@realjanicerand @real-monty-scotty @realdrleonardmccoy @realjtkirk @uhura-comunications @uss-enterprise-redshirt

[uhura-comunications]

What’s your type?

I do not believe that is appropriate for me to say as a bridge crew officer.

[uhura-comunications]

Good morning, ms Uhura! I just wanted to say that I’ve always looked up to you and you’re a huge inspiration to a bunch of us ensigns. Cheers!

Cheers! thats good to know at least some people like my work.

[thestarship-enterprize]

today's gossip from the enterprise

Sometimes scotty hides in the vents connecting the Jeffrie tubes to get away from the ensigns who keep eating dilithium crystals. Speaking of: The ensigns keep trying to eat my dilithium crystals. Please stop.

Kirk keeps losing his uniform shirt in someone else's closet. I will not specify who's. Sulu has an unreasonable collection of swords in his closet. Chekov made the mistake of attempting to cut his own hair. Uhura is leading a research crew into learning how to spay / neuter tribbles so that she can keep one as a pet. McCoy is desprately attempting to get her to stop. McCoy secretly listens to Chappel roan.

[uhura-comunications]

I got dilithium crystals for Christmas. I'm boutta FEAST 😋

..Someone call doctor McCoy, and maybe some security to find whoever keeps giving out the crystals.

[uhura-comunications]

Are you better friends with yeoman rand or with checkov

thats hard to answer.. if i had to choose it would be rand since we actually went to school together! sorry chekov..

[uhura-comunications]

did you know? The dot over a lowercase i is called a tittle, while the one over a lowercase j is called a jot -fun fact anon

I didn't know that.. seems fitting though!

[uhura-comunications]

What languages do you speak??

off the top of my head I can speak klingon, vulcan, standard, etc!

if you're interested in learning i can help you!

[real-monty-scotty]

I know some o' ye are in different time zones, but I still wanted t' say Merry Christmas from the Starship Enterprise :)

[realjanicerand]

I think Scotty is busy with trying to get them all out, the tribbles are making one of the engineers cry.

Word says the engineer in question is terrified of ‘em.

Let the biologists worry about containing them - I want him to block them out of the vents! They're in the ceilings. I'm gonna go nuts.

[realjanicerand]

Does anyone know where @uhura-comunications is?? She didn't report for girl's night and so @therealpavelchekov and I just braided each other's hair for a couple hours. But I was looking forward to the manicures. Any ideas??

[uhura-comunications]

TRIBBLES. EVERYWHERE.

[real-monty-scotty]

Tribble in the exhaust vent

AGAIN?!?!?

Grrrrr... who keeps lettin' these things in?? They were banned after th' last incident!!

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Haah......... I'll go find it.

[uhura-comunications]

what if the dilithium crystals are sentient and constantly screaming in pain and we just can’t hear them. it’s happened with other forms of fuel before

I dont know what I would do with myself after learning im hurting something for power! Maybe if they are I could keep one as a pet, or help them in someway.

[uhura-comunications]

Uh… I guess?

Oh- oh I just heard a screech.

I think there’s more in his quarters.

This is hilariously unfortunate.

Oh dear, we may have to put his quarters on lock down..

[uhura-comunications]

Does hiding in his quarters crying because he found three tribbles purring in the replicator count as an overreaction?

oh goodess.

At least he found it, or should I say them?