xxJanicexx

Yeoman 1st class on the USS Enterprise. Having a grand time. Despite all this nonsense. Send me an ask for the love of God; it's boring on the bridge.

[realjanicerand]

I need advice. I'm in love with someone aboard the enterprise. Should I go for it? Or is it hopeless??

[realjanicerand]

are you in lesbians with Lt. Uhura?

someone told me to ask

I don't know who would have suggested that, but no. Nyota & I are friends from back at the academy. Plus I'm not her type.

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[dredgen-dumbass]

Bones forms a thought

[realjanicerand]

How long does it take to do your hair? Do you do it every day, or do you put it up and then sleep in it for a few days?

Sleep in my hair? Can you imagine the knots in the morning?

[uhura-comunications]

I have been locked in my quarters for some time now. Life is NOT good 😞!!

[realjanicerand]

do you need help or should i leave you alone with. uh. the tribbles

[thestarship-enterprize]

Enterprise gossip, supplemental:

Apparently it is possible to mind project your cramps onto other crew members. Speaking on the record, please refrain from this. Speaking off the record, your ex is still on board. Godspeed, ensign, Godspeed.

There are no longer tribbles!! Thank you Scotty, gold star!

Scotty is playing bag pipes in the vents. Gold star revoked, Scotty. How would you like it if someone played bag pipes in your veins?

Someone in Captain Kirk’s quarters is snoreing. Unclear if it’s him, or if he has a guest.

First officer spock is playing his ka'athyra in the recreation lounge while Uhura sings.

[realjanicerand]

"There are no longer tribbles" this is NOT true and i don't know why you are trying to hush it up but i think nyota is breeding a colony in her quarters

[realjanicerand]

What’s your favorite snack?

Cheese curds

[realjanicerand]

✨🐨✨

PRAISE THE KOALA

The last time something asked to be praised, my friend Carolyn got traumatized forever. No thanks.

[the-uss-premise]

okay everyone, what songs are the enterprise crew singing on karaoke night

[realjanicerand]

Mostly 2210s rock and pop. But a lot of us like older stuff, from the 2020s and 2030s. I always say I was born in the wrong generation

[heartbuckles]

Studying his damn specimen

[thestarship-enterprize]

Scotty is my favorite because he installs pirated movies directly onto my softwhere for me to watch while the crew is on shore leave. I can have a few viruses. As a treat.

[real-monty-scotty]

Hey, ye weren't supposed t' tell anyone!!

[realjanicerand]

Everyone knows, Mr. Scott. I got a letter from GloFiber about it. Why is my name on the electric bill?

[realmrspock]

Hey, i started a jtk blog, didn't notice the existence of yours and the bones blog at first, but was wondering if i could join yall? All good if yall already have a jim involved here

OOC

we do have a jim! but you are welcome to join in the fun if you like anyway.

here are all the blogs in our ecosystem (sorry if i miss anyone!):

@realjanicerand @real-monty-scotty @realdrleonardmccoy @realjtkirk @uhura-comunications @uss-enterprise-redshirt

[fishpillowses]

cardassians be like o}:)

[bashircore]

bajorans be like :»)

[hereforthelizardsex]

klingons be like }}:)

[section-69]

ferengi be like O°=°O

[leehallfae]

vulcans be like {ò_ó}

[protectspock]

andorians be like =:)

[milfmaekar]

denobulans be like :}

[fishpillowses]

vorta be like («|•_•|»)

[rougey]

Humans be like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[computerplaydespacito]

Bolians be like (•_|_•)

[tomatopine]

[realjanicerand]

What do you mean "if"?

[realmrspock]

the universe is sitting on the back of a giant koala

Somehow, I doubt that.

[realjanicerand]

No, it's true; I saw it on my last away mission. The one you were not on.

[realmrspock]

Really? Do you have any evidence? A photograph perhaps? Otherwise this sounds highly improbable and I am forced to conclude I am being messed with.

[realjanicerand]

I'll get back to you on this, Mr. Spock. Give me approximately six days. Then you'll have proof

[realjtkirk]

Hav you ever cheated on a test?

No!

[redshirt-official]

[realjanicerand]

I don't know where you found that or what it is, but if the Captain says he's never cheated then I believe him!