jazzed.

Lover of quality television. Also bad television, I'm not picky.

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[starcatboy]

“I asked chat gpt and”-

Yeah well I asked Count Dooku and he stared off into the distance while giving me some advice that kind of seemed like a metaphor for his own life problems that he created

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[harrykim]

Star Trek: Starfleet Academy 01.05 Series Acclimation Mil

[morningsaidthemoon]

the bad kids & their rides :D

[textbooklesbian]

this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years

[tk-n-la]

1) the fact that the camera is not level

2) the unsexiness of the Velcro sound

3) the barely-qualifies-as-kick of the leg kick

4) the fact that I truly cannot tell if the slip was planned or not

11/10 #recommend

[001x456]

“the ship is toxic and abusive by the way. he’s literally manipulating and hurting him” babe that is exactly why I ship them

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[startrekuniverse]

[allowedtobewrong]

I cannot begin to express how much I LOVE this episode.

[epically-epic-epicosity]

[absentlyabbie]

#she really did breast boobily down the stairs (via @boxingcleverrr)

[heymerle]

It's hard to do that in clothing from that period - that's bad costuming.

[moniquill]

No, that's historically inaccurate costuming. It is good costuming in that it is doing exactly what it is trying to achieve. It's just that what it's trying to achieve is BOOBS.

[6qubed]

so dig this; in this movie (which is Clue, if you don't know) she's not actually a french maid, she's a call girl who is playing the role of a french maid, and in all likelihood provided her own uniform from either her "work" closet or that of the brothel where she was employed

[grecoromanyaoi]

citationless behavior

[grecoromanyaoi]

sourceless behavior

[amazoogle]

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

[vampxrebarbie]

[t00thpasteface]

at the risk of sounding like a raving lunatic, i think one of my favorite trekkie memes/posts is that one where someone comments on a screenshot of tos and asks if sulu is texting, because it PERFECTLY encapsulates star trek's strange little place at the intersection of pop culture and the tech world:

like listen... 55+ years ago a bunch of actors had to use a mix of existing habits and wild imagination to come up with what they felt would be believable movements and muscle-memory for someone using completely unbelievable tech a few hundred years in the future. like tv had less than ten channels and the screen was a foot across, and they had to go "ok how would someone who's used to a tiny wireless gadget with a screen hold it and use it? how would they talk to a computer? how would the computer sound when she talked back?"

and over half a century later our own tech has surpassed the clunky retrofuture gizmos in so many ways, no doubt inspired by it, that now someone two decades into the 21st century sees an actor in the 60s holding some tiny rectangular plastic prop in both hands and immediately recognizes it as "oh, sulu's texting!" now THAT is a called shot. hell, that's putting your money on a roulette wheel in a casino that hasn't been built yet. i LOVE it. it's so star trek. sulu is absolutely texting.

[cowboyadjacent]

them <333

[raisinchallah]

like a solid 60% of weird fandom tropes were invented by women who needed slightly more avant garde ways to fuck spock.... wanting to fuck spock is in many ways a load bearing pillar of fandom like if u took it away the source code would just break theres like a molecule of wanting to fuck spock or reaction to everyone wanting to fuck spock within the heart of fanfic all fanfiction is about wanting to fuck spock except fanfic about wanting to fuck spock which is about women in stem

[raisinchallah]

people who think women wanting kirk to fuck spock is not also about women wanting to fuck spock and therefore also about women in stem you will not reach the 47th layer of enlightenment

[wonderlandsoul]

Mutual dead wife edit