this is what I was talking about @lalitjdsc 😭
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this is what I was talking about @lalitjdsc 😭
watching jersey shore makes me crave a cigarette…
Micheal Cera and the cast of Jersey Shore
josh hart you needa be in jail how you not looking at shannon fine ass and worried about some 5 foot big ass puppy in front of you
I mean I get it if I had jb's cervix in front of me id go crazy but like. no. Shannon is right there. you needa die
the way he short-circuits here is killing me
Josh Hart, Jalen Brunson, and Shannon Hart
photographed by Eugene Gologursky
i miss the knicks so much like YALL DONT KNOWWWW
i feel empty inside
literally counting down the days until the knicks play again
i miss jalen and josh
i miss my baby boy anunoby
i miss cam payne champagne
they’re all my pookie butt shaylaaa
i want them in my bed
jaylin williams is a taller version of jalen brunson- the way they look like is uncanny
i won’t be quiet about it any longer!!!
Katjb truther forever
ohhhhhhhhh i get it!!!! the knicks like seeing me crash out!!!!!!! because WHAT IS THE REASON TO TRADE OUR NO. 50 for 51!!!!!
i actually love being touched i love being manhandled and groped and tugged on i love feeling hands roam up and down my body i love being pushed and pulled into whatever position they want me in you could do whatever you want to me as long as you keep me in your arms forever
just started watching jersey shore, and the scene where pauly shows j woww his dick piercing is definitely something that jalen would do to josh to get josh to do something, but josh would feel guilty immediately because he knows he wants jalen even more now.
Ok Jalen Brunson Boypussy masterpost/thesis etc etc so I can keep my ideas in one place. Kinda just a fic in bullet points.
Just turned into a jhjb fic oops, happens
Thinking that Josh finds out that jalen has a pussy like. Way too late... He's on the knicks by the time he finds out, which is embarassingly late considering they were ROOMMATES
Donte knew because they were freshman year roommates and when you are 18 and living in a small ass dorm room you just know things about each other. Mikal on the other hand just guessed.. I peg him as a guy who would be very keenly and subtly observational. Clearly the most normal about it.
The thing is that Jalen's Jalen which makes no one really bat an eye if he changes everything but his underwear in the locker room and scurries off to the bathroom for anything else
Jalen almost forgets that Josh doesn't know. It's weird because it's not something he's necessarily hid from Josh it just never came up. Jalen's never been shy in that way but he does want some sense of privacy
Josh is, understandably, pissed. I imagine it finally comes up when josh jalen and donte are on vacation or something and they're just laughing, giggling, and Josh is actually getting more and more pissed
(i like the idea that donte and jalen were doing hand stuff in that dorm) (the romance component never worked out and they were just kinda horny but it DID happen) (they laugh about it now)
Additional point to the above, donte possibly being Jalen's first (he was a pimply stupid freshman after all! Josh was still mean to both of them then! pent up horomones)
ANYWAYS Josh is pissed but then becomes like .. meticulously obsessed. Even though he's fucked pussy before and all. He starts asking these extremely intrusive questions to Jalen and jalen just blusheeeessss and punches him in the arm and acts fake disgusted
Josh and Jalen had kissed once before all this. The night of the espys in Josh's hotel room. Interupted by timing of course. One last thing before Josh went to the league. So all this didn't come out of nowhere
Hotel room in the regular season after the offseason vacation. Probably the dog days of february in like, Colorado. Somehow they end up sexting from one of josh's questions. The mirror in hotel room positioned across from the bed. Picture of Jalen leaning back on the bed, just wearing a undershirt with his legs just spread slightly, letting Josh finally see.
I mean, its obscured because Jalen without a bush is a criminal act, but Josh is affected. Because jalen affects everyone!!
Josh jogging over to jalens room dick tucked into the waistband and everything (what happens when u havent been laid in forever and ur bestfriend suddenly has a pussy)
What can I say except for the word cunnilingus
Josh teethes at his clit just to be mean but he really does cherish having his face between Jalen's legs... sitting on his face a mentioned thought
Jalen lets him fuck raw and Josh feels like a teenager trying not to come instantly (have i mentioned that ur bff having a pussy randomly is insanely hot thing to happen to someone)
Breed that boy, obviously
Jalen makes a pregnancy joke and Josh genuinely thinks about it like it will happen until jalen hits him with the "doesn't work like that bro"
But post coital josh does toy with the idea of jalen being pregnant, them having a family (he's a softie at the end of the day!)
He's also saying dumb shit like "I was better than Donte obviously" which Jalen goes "yes, you were better than donte..." just to appease him (he was better than donte in 2015 but like he's not gonna let josh think hes the best lay ever) (even tho his pussy broken and leaking)
The post credits scene here is ordering panties for dear jalen... and getting like twenty more suggestive photos in Josh's messages
Please join me in appreciating jb pussy... Pleek. ADD TO THIS LETS COLLAB
Propaganda I’m not falling for: Brunson being 6’2
He’s actually 5’11 !!
my little tsundere captain is annoyed by constant eating but is also a food thief
someone translate this for me 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻 pretty please
Jhjb this jhjb that WHAT ABOUT KAT X JALEN
TBHTBHTBH- anyone taller than jalen x jalen (that’s everybody)