Ok Jalen Brunson Boypussy masterpost/thesis etc etc so I can keep my ideas in one place. Kinda just a fic in bullet points.
Just turned into a jhjb fic oops, happens
Thinking that Josh finds out that jalen has a pussy like. Way too late... He's on the knicks by the time he finds out, which is embarassingly late considering they were ROOMMATES
Donte knew because they were freshman year roommates and when you are 18 and living in a small ass dorm room you just know things about each other. Mikal on the other hand just guessed.. I peg him as a guy who would be very keenly and subtly observational. Clearly the most normal about it.
The thing is that Jalen's Jalen which makes no one really bat an eye if he changes everything but his underwear in the locker room and scurries off to the bathroom for anything else
Jalen almost forgets that Josh doesn't know. It's weird because it's not something he's necessarily hid from Josh it just never came up. Jalen's never been shy in that way but he does want some sense of privacy
Josh is, understandably, pissed. I imagine it finally comes up when josh jalen and donte are on vacation or something and they're just laughing, giggling, and Josh is actually getting more and more pissed
(i like the idea that donte and jalen were doing hand stuff in that dorm) (the romance component never worked out and they were just kinda horny but it DID happen) (they laugh about it now)
Additional point to the above, donte possibly being Jalen's first (he was a pimply stupid freshman after all! Josh was still mean to both of them then! pent up horomones)
ANYWAYS Josh is pissed but then becomes like .. meticulously obsessed. Even though he's fucked pussy before and all. He starts asking these extremely intrusive questions to Jalen and jalen just blusheeeessss and punches him in the arm and acts fake disgusted
Josh and Jalen had kissed once before all this. The night of the espys in Josh's hotel room. Interupted by timing of course. One last thing before Josh went to the league. So all this didn't come out of nowhere
Hotel room in the regular season after the offseason vacation. Probably the dog days of february in like, Colorado. Somehow they end up sexting from one of josh's questions. The mirror in hotel room positioned across from the bed. Picture of Jalen leaning back on the bed, just wearing a undershirt with his legs just spread slightly, letting Josh finally see.
I mean, its obscured because Jalen without a bush is a criminal act, but Josh is affected. Because jalen affects everyone!!
Josh jogging over to jalens room dick tucked into the waistband and everything (what happens when u havent been laid in forever and ur bestfriend suddenly has a pussy)
What can I say except for the word cunnilingus
Josh teethes at his clit just to be mean but he really does cherish having his face between Jalen's legs... sitting on his face a mentioned thought
Jalen lets him fuck raw and Josh feels like a teenager trying not to come instantly (have i mentioned that ur bff having a pussy randomly is insanely hot thing to happen to someone)
Breed that boy, obviously
Jalen makes a pregnancy joke and Josh genuinely thinks about it like it will happen until jalen hits him with the "doesn't work like that bro"
But post coital josh does toy with the idea of jalen being pregnant, them having a family (he's a softie at the end of the day!)
He's also saying dumb shit like "I was better than Donte obviously" which Jalen goes "yes, you were better than donte..." just to appease him (he was better than donte in 2015 but like he's not gonna let josh think hes the best lay ever) (even tho his pussy broken and leaking)
The post credits scene here is ordering panties for dear jalen... and getting like twenty more suggestive photos in Josh's messages
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