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Take a shower??? Oh, you mean GET PISSED ON BY MY OWN HOUSE??? No thanks, that’s gay

bro you sublimated your desires to those of capital bro. that’s cringe bro

my semicolon fukt

I love using my incisors to cut and tear & my molars to crush and grind

It’s good to be a complex organism

*rebellious teen voice*: “Jesus may have died for my sins but did he game for my sins?”

*digs a hole*

everybody: *just has a good time*

me: *loses my mind*

GOOD MORNING MOTHS LETS GET THIS LAMP

after a hard day of soundcloud rapping i wash off all my face tattoos and go to bed

at meal times i like to use my molars to crush seeds and fibrous vegetables, while my incisors handle any puncturing or tearing required

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

im bored might feed my tapeworm

It’s a Steven eat Steven universe out there

Had some cherries today. They tasted good, but at what cost?

many wizards will die to bring you information

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

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