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rotgoth replied to your post: today makes me want to shoot someone ...
GO IN THERE AND DEMAND ANSWERS
She's not there until fucking Friday, so I'd just be setting off my asthma and freezing my ass off to be told the same thing I got told when I called.
I changed my age on my blog page.
today makes me want to shoot someone in the face.
i've been waiting how long now for applebee's to call me back. i have been calling them every two days and she's always either NOT THERE or TOO FUCKING BUSY, APPARENTLY, TO TELL ME IF I GOT THE JOB.
target is talkin 2 me abt firin me bc my asthma has been acting up so bad i can't even work properly
and i have over 1,000 bucks in loans i have to pay back starting next month as well as classes to pay for lmaooo.
goo d times.
sometimes I remember I'm nineteen, remind myself to change my blog, and then I don't.
petalskins replied to your post:
U h. Hiya there, Kyle!
okay, forget the pee thing, whatever. hey, Butters.
what's up?
stannites:
Stan’s just fucking smiling, shoving hands into his pockets and. Oh. Well, whatever. “It totally does, dude. More chicks means more practice. Duh.” He’s kissed girls besides Wendy. Totally. Probably. When they wre on one of their breaks and he was wasted and yeah okay so maybe Stan doesn’t remember but that’s not important.
He brushed that finger off, sighing. J eez. “Yeah, but where the fuck are we gonna find a chick who’d wanna kiss you, dude. Especially when I’m right here. Hotter and better at kissing.” Stan waggled his brows, gave a stupid grin. G o d. he loved Kyle but messing with him was way too fun.
Victim to his temper, Kyle goes red, both from embarrassment and from irritation. Ohh, Stan gets under his skin just like Cartman used to. It's like they live to find all the little pinprick holes, and then shove their fingers in them and rip them wide open. Expose all of his insecurities and irrational fears and inexplicably stupid hatred of things -- ugh. Ugh.
" Dude, okay, you dated Wendy forever, sure. But again, how many times have you thrown up on her. And I'll have you know, okay, that when I got back with Nichole, we dated for like, almost a year, and we only broke up because we couldn't really agree on our college future. And there was plenty of kissing involved in that. I don't need more than one girl to get some practice. "
Huffing indignantly, he crosses his arms and shoves his hands under them, looking extremely like a child who has had his favorite toy taken away and put on the shelf for a time out. " ... and if you really think you're better looking when you look like you haven't even brushed your teeth yet, bro, you're delusional. "
WHY ... are we talking about pee why is there people talking about it on my dash can we not.
"wwwwssssSSHHHHHHTSSSSSSssss…" - Sunburst Orange STI
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chubgoth:
Stop harassing Firkle or I’ll take you apart. Piece. By. Piece.
it's a joke, and I'm pretty sure they're not actually offended.
arachn0phile:
i’m hella cute bite me
cute by what definition, dude? not in any of my dictionaries.
stannites replied to your post:
What the fuck. Stan rolled his eyes and raised his brows and settled into an easy, smug smile. “You’re just saying that cause you know it’s true, dude- Come on, seriously. How many girls have you kissed, huh?” That’s right. Not even fucking bothered.
Kyle sputters at the implications for a few brief seconds, having been lured successfully, but he seems to catch himself, and snaps his teeth together before scowling. " -- Two, dude, okay, but what does that have to do with anything? The amount of girls I've kissed has, like, zero to do with anything in concordance to, you know, how good it was. Which, by the way, is so hard to prove. "
He jabs a finger at Stan's chest, huffing at him. " Unless we get some chick who neither of us know at all, and we both kiss her, we're never gonna know who's better. "
arachn0phile:
just you try
do you think I'm joking right now. anyway, Jeff was actually cute, unlike you.
“I’m a better kisser than you are; you’re just going to have to accept that as a fact of life.”
" Dude, you can't just go around claiming shit like that! Like, how do you even know? Just because Wendy put up with you doesn't mean you're good at it. I mean, you've thrown up in her mouth before, of course she's gonna put up with your kissing. " He throws both hands up to his shoulders in a sort of over - dramatized shrug.
" It's not like you can even prove it -- and no, kissing me to show me is not proof because I am so not doing that. "
arachn0phile:
incorrect. firkle, the enraged phoneutria fera, can kill the aforementioned ‘much larger specimen’ with one venomous bite (and prevention of access to antivenom).
a banana spider. did you REALLY JUST DO THAT. a banana spider. I hate you so much. i'm getting a newspaper. spiders don't belong in the house.
chubgoth
hey, Henri. what's up??
