Tyrannus Temporus

Your name is CALIBORN and you don't give a FUCK.

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if ur hungry u can eat me wink wink

WHO EVEN IS THIS.

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I'M HUNGRY.

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WOW THAT WAS QUITE THE ABSENCE THERE.

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BOLD what applies to you. (MUNDAY)

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Appearance:

I am 5’4 or shorter. (6"0)

I have many scars. (millions)

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different color.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have a tattoo.

I am self-conscious about my appearance.

I have/I’ve had/I need braces.

I wear glasses/contacts.

I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free

I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.

I have more than 2 piercings. 

I have piercings in places besides my ears.

I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve been kicked out of the house.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want to have kids someday.

I have children.

I’ve lost a child. 

Embarrassment:

I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.

Disney movies still make me cry.

I’ve snorted while laughing.

I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.

I’ve glued my hands to something.

I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health:

I was born with a disease/impairment.

I was born with a learning disability

I currently have a serious disease.

I’ve had stitches.

I’ve broken a bone.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I’ve had surgery.

I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:

I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.

I’ve been to Canada.

I’ve been to Niagara Falls.

I’ve been to Japan. 

I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

I’ve been to Spain.

I’ve been to Africa.

I’ve been to Italy.

I’ve been to France.(live there ye)

I’ve been to London. (hometown bitchez)

Experiences:

I’ve been lost in my city.

I’ve seen a shooting star. 

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been skydiving.

I’ve gone skinny dipping.

I’ve played spin the bottle.

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a play.

I’ve met someone in person from the internet.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve seen the Northern Lights.

I’ve sat on a roof top at night.

I’ve played chicken.

I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.

I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I’ve eaten sushi.

I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:

I’m single.

I’m in a relationship. 

I’m engaged.

I’m married.

I’ve gone on a blind date. 

I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.

I miss someone right now.

I’ve been divorced.

I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. 

Sexuality:

I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.

I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.

I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.

I am a cuddler.

I’ve been kissed in the rain.

I’ve had sex outdoors.

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I have kissed a stranger.

I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:

I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. 

I have lied to my parents about where I am.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve run a red light.

I’ve been suspended from school. 

I’ve witnessed a crime.

I’ve been in a fist fight.

I’ve been arrested. (lmao)

Drugs/Alcohol:

I’ve consumed alcohol.

I’ve smoked a cigarette 

I regularly drink.

I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them. 

I’ve done hard drugs.

I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.

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calib0rn is terrible and disgusting and c0nstantly makes me want t0 scream but hes als0 mine and im g0nna sm00ch him a l0t.

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DAMARA MAY BE ONE OF THE MOST DISGUSTING, PATHETIC CREATURES IN EXISTENCE, AND SHE IS A LIFELESS HUSK OF A FEMALE.

BUT IF YOU HURT HER I WILL MAIM YOU AND FORCE FEED YOUR MANGLED REMAINS TO ONE OF THE GNOMES.

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PEOPLE WHO THINK DAMARA IS NICE.

SHE'S ABOUT AS NICE AS BEING RUN OVER BY A HUMAN LOCOMOTIVE.

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its alm0st d0ne be patient.

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I'M GOING TO THROW CANDY AT YOU WHILE I WAIT FOR MY SUSTENANCE.

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whatever y0u say, dear.

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WHERE THE FUCK'S THE BACON THEN.

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shush.

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FINE I WILL.

NOT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO THOUGH.

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DO WE HAVE BACON TOOTHPASTE.

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n0.

i d0nt think thats even?? a thing. but it s0unds gr0ss.

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THIS IS DISGUSTING.

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alright. :*

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DO WE HAVE BACON TOOTHPASTE.

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currently im in my r00m but. im ab0ut t0 head t0 the kitchens. t0 get s0mething t0 eat.

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I SHALL MEET YOU THERE THEN.

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glad t0 see y0ure still ar0und.

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WHERE ARE YOU.

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WHY DOES EVERYBODY FEEL THE NEED TO SAY FRICK.

BE A MAN AND SAY FUCK.

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THE RUMP HAD ME LIKE.

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DAILY REMINDER THAT BITCHES AIN'T SHIT.