Brucest Teen in Norrisville

Yo! Randy Cunningham, brucest teen of bruce here! I love ninjas, candy, and my boyfriend Spencer~

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

So. Honking. Tired. 

There has been AT LEAST three monster attacks every single day for the past THREE MONTHS!! I don't know what it is about this year BUT THERE IS STANKED STUDENTS EVERYWHERE!!! 

Makes you feel very bad for the Ninja, who seems to BE WORKING OVERTIME AND DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH HIS BEST BRO OR TALK TO HIS BOYFRIEND- ...Metaphorically speaking. 

My grades suck too, in way of that update stuff. Cause I'm so tired all the time which means I end up falling asleep in class. Uuugh. 

BUT!

There is a bright side to all of this! One very good bright side that involves me visiting a certain horror movie director while he's on tour with his popstar cousin!

Now just how to tell him I'll be able to visit next week when we leave town to visit my cousin. 

[brotasticbilly]

did you actually put randy's ninja mask in your bra?

B)

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Oh my god dude tell me you didn't... Really Cobra...really?!

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

  -Kisses from the ground, hugging Randy close with arms and legs! 

Epic koala hug maneuver with make outs.-

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*giggles into the kiss before snuggling back tightly and sighing happily* 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

You are the best boyfriend.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Heh, I think you have be beat on being the best boyfriend, but thanks anyways.

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

We could argue this all night. 

I call a draw.

-kisses again.-

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Draw it is. 

*happily hums into the kiss* Definite draw. 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

  -Kisses from the ground, hugging Randy close with arms and legs! 

Epic koala hug maneuver with make outs.-

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*giggles into the kiss before snuggling back tightly and sighing happily* 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

You are the best boyfriend.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Heh, I think you have be beat on being the best boyfriend, but thanks anyways.

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

I’m attracting Randy. 

It’s some of his favorites. 

And Billy brought the fireworks, we’re gonna make this explosion happen!

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Ooo! Sushi yes! …I am slightly concerned this worked. 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

Did you want a kiss instead?

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Or both. Both could work in this case. 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

Kiss me. Now.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

With pleasure~

*tackles to ground* 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

-Kisses from the ground, hugging Randy close with arms and legs! 

Epic koala hug maneuver with make outs.-

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*giggles into the kiss before snuggling back tightly and sighing happily* 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

I’m attracting Randy. 

It’s some of his favorites. 

And Billy brought the fireworks, we’re gonna make this explosion happen!

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Ooo! Sushi yes! …I am slightly concerned this worked. 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

Did you want a kiss instead?

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Or both. Both could work in this case. 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

Kiss me. Now.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

With pleasure~

*tackles to ground* 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

I’m attracting Randy. 

It’s some of his favorites. 

And Billy brought the fireworks, we’re gonna make this explosion happen!

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Ooo! Sushi yes! …I am slightly concerned this worked. 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

Did you want a kiss instead?

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Or both. Both could work in this case. 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

I’m attracting Randy. 

It’s some of his favorites. 

And Billy brought the fireworks, we’re gonna make this explosion happen!

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Ooo! Sushi yes! ...I am slightly concerned this worked. 

[brotasticbilly]

He’s a true bro!

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

You should let him play with us.

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

Now when you say “Play with us” you mean music wise..right?

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

I'm fine with either~

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

You smell like rainbows

Haha, what do they even smell like though!

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

Perfection, chocolate, skittles and apples.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

And just a hint of crisp fall leaves.

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

who do you like better me or Randy?

Oh that’s just unfair. 

I like you both equally as much!

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

You teleported?!

Dude that’s-that’s awesome!!

-kisses back, hugging Randy tightly.-

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

*Calls on cellphone.* Sp-spencer…I-I can’t f-fine Randy and I…I’m scared…

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*pales before taking Spencer’s phone* Kovu, yeah, um…might have forgotten to warn you. Just, uh, one sec! I have an idea! *gives Spencer phone back before opening Nomicon and muttering ancient Japanese again, this time slightly lyrical*

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

*Is teleported* Brother! *Hugs him tightly* Can you please tell me next time you do something like that?

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

S-Sorry. *kisses Kovu's cheek* I honestly didn't think the spell would work. 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

who do you like better me or Randy?

Oh that’s just unfair. 

I like you both equally as much!

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

You teleported?!

Dude that’s-that’s awesome!!

-kisses back, hugging Randy tightly.-

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

*Calls on cellphone.* Sp-spencer…I-I can’t f-fine Randy and I…I’m scared…

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*pales before taking Spencer's phone* Kovu, yeah, um...might have forgotten to warn you. Just, uh, one sec! I have an idea! *gives Spencer phone back before opening Nomicon and muttering ancient Japanese again, this time slightly lyrical*

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

who do you like better me or Randy?

Oh that’s just unfair. 

I like you both equally as much!

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

alright, then who kisses better?

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*lightly smacks the back of Kovu’s head* Ignore him, he’s being a shoob, for some reason. 

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

P-please don’t hate me brother. *whimpers*

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*kisses cheek* I told you, I’m not gonna hate you, so stop thinking I will. Also, you do have to admit, shoobish question. 

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

I’ll never hate you either. *Kisses cheek*

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

You guys are being so silly. 

I love you both, don’t you trust me?

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

Of course we do..we just wish you’d come back.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Like Kovu said, we trust you more than anyone…and, yeah, we just miss you, I guess. 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

I miss you guys too. 

More then you can imagine.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Alright then! Desperate times call for desperate measures! ARR-

*falls off couch and hits floor with Nomicon falling on head*

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

Um. 

Randy…?

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*suddenly darts up not too long later before rubbing head* Ugh, I hate falling off stuff, okay, so… I miiiight have an idea… Maybe, uh, if it doesn’t work this might hurt…

*muttering ancient Japanese under breath* 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

Alrighty, I’ll take your word for it. 

Good luck.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*suddenly yelps before falling on top of Spencer with a poof of silver smoke* Owowowowowow, okay okay teleportation, yeah, kinda- *sees Spencer* *blinks* *tackles him in hug* Spence~

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

R-Randy?!

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*kisses happily before snuggling* Aha, I can't believe that worked! Remember I told you I was the ninja, yeah? Weeell the Nomicon, this ancient magic ninja book, has a lot of secret knowledge in it and stuff, and one of the things were teleportation. 

I wanted to try it for a while now and I guess I finally had a strong enough reason to. *kisses cheek* Also, I love you very much and I really really missed you~

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

:> have you ever listened to Rise Against?

Yeah, I really like them, actually. 

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

:> Hey!

Yo!

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

who do you like better me or Randy?

Oh that’s just unfair. 

I like you both equally as much!

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

alright, then who kisses better?

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*lightly smacks the back of Kovu’s head* Ignore him, he’s being a shoob, for some reason. 

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

P-please don’t hate me brother. *whimpers*

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*kisses cheek* I told you, I’m not gonna hate you, so stop thinking I will. Also, you do have to admit, shoobish question. 

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

I’ll never hate you either. *Kisses cheek*

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

You guys are being so silly. 

I love you both, don’t you trust me?

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

Of course we do..we just wish you’d come back.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Like Kovu said, we trust you more than anyone…and, yeah, we just miss you, I guess. 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

I miss you guys too. 

More then you can imagine.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Alright then! Desperate times call for desperate measures! ARR-

*falls off couch and hits floor with Nomicon falling on head*

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

Um. 

Randy…?

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*suddenly darts up not too long later before rubbing head* Ugh, I hate falling off stuff, okay, so… I miiiight have an idea… Maybe, uh, if it doesn’t work this might hurt…

*muttering ancient Japanese under breath* 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

Alrighty, I’ll take your word for it. 

Good luck.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*suddenly yelps before falling on top of Spencer with a poof of silver smoke* Owowowowowow, okay okay teleportation, yeah, kinda- *sees Spencer* *blinks* *tackles him in hug* Spence~

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

who do you like better me or Randy?

Oh that’s just unfair. 

I like you both equally as much!

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

alright, then who kisses better?

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*lightly smacks the back of Kovu’s head* Ignore him, he’s being a shoob, for some reason. 

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

P-please don’t hate me brother. *whimpers*

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*kisses cheek* I told you, I’m not gonna hate you, so stop thinking I will. Also, you do have to admit, shoobish question. 

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

I’ll never hate you either. *Kisses cheek*

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

You guys are being so silly. 

I love you both, don’t you trust me?

[ask-thegoodninjagonebad]

Of course we do..we just wish you’d come back.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Like Kovu said, we trust you more than anyone…and, yeah, we just miss you, I guess. 

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

I miss you guys too. 

More then you can imagine.

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

Alright then! Desperate times call for desperate measures! ARR-

*falls off couch and hits floor with Nomicon falling on head*

[brotasticspencer-deactivated201]

Um. 

Randy…?

[ultimategravepuncher-blog]

*suddenly darts up not too long later before rubbing head* Ugh, I hate falling off stuff, okay, so... I miiiight have an idea... Maybe, uh, if it doesn't work this might hurt...

*muttering ancient Japanese under breath*